Does he have a big nose too?
The boy in question's parents bought him a woodchipper for the sole purpose of chipping apples and making cider.
He's the one where our dates consisted of Molotov cocktails, open fires and playing cat and mouse with his disabled mother.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

'playing cat and mouse with his disabled mother?'

You hunted down and killed his disabled mother? What an excellent way to spend a date.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I may have told this story before
but she had MS, so couldn't handle the stairs that well. We'd either be in his bedroom and she'd be on the ground floor, or the other way round (the parents' bedroom was next to his)

So we'd have about 5 minutes of warning to straighten ourselves up if we heard her coming up or down the stairs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)