right, debated posting this several times.
but fuck it. Cheer me up, I really need some cheering up tonight. Please?
thanks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:06, 151 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What you need is a Matterbaby

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

/googles Matterbaby

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

No, you're supposed to say
"What's a Matterbaby?"

So I can say,
"Nothing, I'm fine, but thanks for asking."

_{Probably not worth the effort I put into it.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Definitely not.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I suspected not.
By the way, am I correct in remembering you had a date last weekend*? Dare I ask how it went?


*_{Possibly false memory syndrome, but my homemade grog really had knocked me for six by the end of the evening...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I did,
however I couldn't tell you whether I fucked it up by being too much of a cold fish or if she just wasn't interested and only invited me along to have someone to go with. Enquiries are ongoing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Cold fish or massive insult goblin?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Cold fish.
I am crap with women, but not quite crap enough to spend the whole time trying to offend someone into letting me stick it in them.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I got LMGTFY'd enough times to just google it myself.
but made me smile.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Erm...this might work, or it might not
Less than a month ago (I think) Chompy was made homeless. In a month I become homeless. Finding a new place isn't an issue, but I'm having to get rid of pretty much everything I own, which is a lot more depressing than it sounds.

Alternatively, a joke.
A young boy goes to his Dad and asks what a vagina is. His Dad responds "Oh son, it's just the best. It's like the most beautiful flower, delicate, yet fantastic...well, before sex anyway." His son, confused, asks "Why Dad, what's it like after sex?"

At this point the Dad goes quiet for a minute or so, before looking seriously at his son and asking "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Rude!!!
but hilarious. The joke that is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That's fucking foul. Very good (you homeless cunt).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It's called being a bohemian, not homeless
I had a fun five days living in a hotel. At the end I held a party for the staff in my room and then went on my merry way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

No matter how sad you feel,
always remember YOU'RE NOT ME. That should cheer you up a bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

pfft.
git. How would that cheer me up? I'm not lots of people. And you're not that bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You've got the whole of your life ahead of you.
Fill it with adventure, dirty sex and good people.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I frickin love this too much!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bmhjf0rKe8
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

my horrible
ex called me out of the blue on sunday telling me how much he misses me, how much of a mistake he made, how marriage isn't really doing it for him, how wonderful i was, did i want to go over and get reacquainted. well, 4/5 ain't bad...

for the last 1/5 i really enjoyed telling him to fuck off in the sweetest possible way. and i got to use a really cool exit line. what a total cockmonkey. so, be glad you are not so pathetic and desperately unhappily married that after only 3 years you are calling your ex and begging her to come over?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

ahah he sounds like a horrible person if he's married and calling up an old flame!
I'm glad I'm not his wife that's for sure.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

What a fucking swine, that's disgusting conduct.
Of behalf of 'men' I would like to sincerely apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

sadly monty
it is not uncommon with members of your sex!

he has also clearly been stalking me via mutual friends over the years, eg he knew which law firm i am at now, etc etc. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

We aren't all rotters, I promise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

well
if i ever find any tiny shred of evidence to support your argument, i will consider it. until then, my embittered experience and perspective remain firmly in place.

ALL. THE. SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

the ones who aren't evil are usually drug addicts.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

or gay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

or gay drug addicts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Or have huge noses and a worrying obsession with their chainsaws.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Kaol?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Does he have a big nose too?
The boy in question's parents bought him a woodchipper for the sole purpose of chipping apples and making cider.
He's the one where our dates consisted of Molotov cocktails, open fires and playing cat and mouse with his disabled mother.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

'playing cat and mouse with his disabled mother?'

You hunted down and killed his disabled mother? What an excellent way to spend a date.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I may have told this story before
but she had MS, so couldn't handle the stairs that well. We'd either be in his bedroom and she'd be on the ground floor, or the other way round (the parents' bedroom was next to his)

So we'd have about 5 minutes of warning to straighten ourselves up if we heard her coming up or down the stairs.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

am i missing something
what is the connection between the nose and the chainsaw??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I didn't want to tar all boys with big noses
so added the disclaimer.

In my experience boys with big noses and chainsaws are lovely, but you need to watch out for both.
I can't comment on singularly having chainsaws.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

my first boyfriend had a massive hooter
one particular evening we were in bed. it was almost dark and i was straddling him; leaned over to kiss him, and literally got a mouthful of conk. my choice was: (i) pretend that i think this is sexy; (ii) say sorry but your nose is big enough to create another entire human being so i might sit on that instead??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Oh god that's bad
Similar situation, due to being youthful and inexperienced I'd often get his nose in my eye.

My next boyfriend had a large nose, but more rounded than pointy. A very pretty nose. Shame the person it was attached to was PURE EVIL.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

An ex of mine once said I had 'the perfect nose'.

Not quite sure what to make of that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

for taking massive drugs
i would have thought she meant?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

If it really is my best asset
I have not looked after it well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It's a compliment
I think the last couple of compliments I got were the standard "you have nice eyes" and "even though you've got fat, you can still be really pretty. Sometimes"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

True story here folx,
People Involved: Dan, Sam, Merisa, Rich.

Dan and Rich were best mates.
Sam and Richard used to go out, Richard was a right controling cock, sam dumped him.
Merisa wanted a green-card, or whatever they're called in the UK, and hooked up with Rich.
Dan hooked up with Sam, and have been happily in love for 4 years now.
On the day Merisa and Rich went to get married, Rich called up Sam, proclaiming his love for her, how he's made a big mistake and shouldn't go through with it. He then proceded to marry Merisa.
Dan and Rich don't talk any more.
Nobody has heard hide-nor-hair of Rich or Merisa since, but I think they're still together, at least, until the minimum requirement is meet for merisa to stay permantly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

That's pretty low
and also not terribly surprising given his history.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/talk/6944938

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

New Zealand had an earthquake
and quite a bit of Christchurch was damaged.

Which is funny because the day before they had said that all aussies were gay benders who couldn't hold their drink.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Bit irrelevant really
Seeing as they're both a bunch of rubbish flip-flop wearing pointless nations.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

They call flip-flops "Thongs"
and a cooler is an "eski" and an Englishman is a "pommy-cunt"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Way to cheer up Poppet, our Aussie friend.
you pommy cunt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

to be fair..
I can't hold my drink at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Just put it down on a table between sips, then.
Or get a very long straw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

ohhhhhhhh god monty that was BAD.
/spangs
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I am sorry about that. I couldn't resist it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

it made me grin though.
so thanks. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I got on two buses, walked about 15 minutes, and walked through the office this morning
before noticing my flies weren't done up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

...and you had forgotten to stick your cock out
for shame
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

It's like a windsock in high wind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

thanks. first laugh I've had tonight.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

this is well old but it still makes me laugh every time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqXdLEn5OSU&feature=related
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

OTTERS :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFqeWTfVi3I
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I love this :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Squeeeeeeee!

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Squee to you
I like the hair
/bandwaggons
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

My hair is like Gonz's spelling.
Very wrong but popular.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

My hair's like Edmund
lots of different looks but still dreadful.

I think you met me in the red-brunette era.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

My hair is like Bert Monkeysex
Gone.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Very good. Very very good.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Your hair is The Cat Hater?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

This isn't a video of boobypires' last bowel movement, I hope?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

This will make you laugh.
I watched half an hour of Transformers last night because I thought Jeff Bridges was in it.

He's in Iron man.

Gosh did I feel foolish.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I watched some of that.
Needless to say 'I did not like this'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Really?
I am surprised.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Did you know if you google
"funniest picture" you get a lot of women wearing bras made out of hands. Trufact
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Cyclying to work today
A bee crashed with my eye. I just had enough time to close it.

It wasn't a good experience for me, but I bet it was well funny seen from outside.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

oh my gosh!
that's a bit scary!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

It was a crazy bee
(or wasp, I'm not sure)

I just got to see some yellow and black stripes and closed my eyes to avoid it. I was lucky it didn't sting me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I have a bee/wasp phobia
got stung by a swarm when I was wee. Hated them ever since. you're very lucky!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

In Blackpool last week
We were walking from one hotel to another at about seven in the morning, off our faces, and a seagull flew over our heads and straight into a lamppost about ten yards ahead and died instantly. It was brilliant.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Hahaha
I would have paid to see that!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I took a picture of course, I still laugh looking at it. It's the last thing you need when you're fucked and not sure what's going on.
Ignore the silly grin/gurn.
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs375.snc4/45800_465646025119_649460119_6993734_423517_n.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

That photo looks like it was taken in the 80s

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Looks like a kwik fit fitter.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I try to style myself to look like a car mechanic from a couple decades back, so thank you to you both.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I would say you have succeded in your ambition.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

It looks like a still from Quadrophenia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

This is brilliant
Iraqi reality tv show plants fake bombs in celebrities' cars.

tinyurl.com/38jcwgs
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Old but good
qdb.us/118151
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I'm going to email this to stupid people in the office
qdb.us/302252
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Always the gentleman.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

He nicked them from an Esso garage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I won't hear a bad word said about him.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

You must be fucking deaf then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Back off, slag-boy.
I am basking in the warmth of BGBs words.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

an Esso garage a graveyard
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

an Esso garage your mum's house
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Oh if it's links then we all know what the best link is
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

All together now...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

right next time I'll turn the volume off at work shall I
damnit!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Only you
could get caught out by what must be the only time someone posted the clearly marked link, rather than disguising it.

You divvy, Pires.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

someones got to be the clown
and it looks like it's me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

clown utter mong of the highest gurning order
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

that too
I thought you weren't picking on me today you liar!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I don't think stating trufax is picking on you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm beginning to feel like this is your attempt at flirting with me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's what a lot of people think
before I kill them
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

kill

booty call
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Haha!
You'll know it when she flirts with you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Haha!
You'll know it when she flirts with you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Haha!
You'll know it when she flirts with you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Three times? Really?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Stupid computer.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Leave the poor boy alone!
You're harrassing him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Jealous?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Jealous?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Jealous?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Echo!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

{obligitory vagina cave joke}

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

When you get in a car
do the doors usually fly off? Have you got size 25 feet and a red nose?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Make 'em laugh,
Make 'em laugh,
Bobby P tries to make us all laugh,
He keeps on posting crap despite what everyone thinks,
They trick him into clicking Deagostini links,
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, etc...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I like this

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

for some reason, I had that in that in the "spider man, spider man, does whatever a spider can" rhythm.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Sucker!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Cheer you up?
I went drinking on Saturday and I'm on day two of my hangover.

I didn't sleep at all last night, having opted to 'come down' from a massive drinking session without a small leveller to take the edge of my beer shakes.

I still feel like shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I wish I could still get twatted now and then.
My body just can't take it anymore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

This is the most pain I've been in for years.
my liver aches. I'm tired, I can't get motivated and I really just want to have a little snooze.

None of this is going to happen. I'm determined to stay awake 'till 'bed time' and avoid alcohol for the rest of the week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I bet you have had a drink by Wednesday

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

How, exactly, do you know me?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I stalk you
The other week I "accidentally" bumped into you to smell you and you mumbled sorry and went on your way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Brilliant
I've always wanted a stalker

*Beams with pride!*

(Fears the reality is very different and you just assume, quite rightly, that I'm a weak-willed loser who will be back on the sauce by the middle of the week).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm too lazy to be a stalker
although you don't do much so it's quite easy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Fair enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

If he hasn't had a drink by 7pm tonight
I'll be round to repossess his balls on behalf of the "would you just man the fuck up already" society.

And I'll take away his dogfucking licence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Not the licence.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Incidentally
what the fuck is that photo in your profile about?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

What picture?
The one that suggests moistness?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

yeah, worked it out now.
Although I prefer to think of you sitting in the dark thinking wistfully of me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Oh, scratch that, it's Creee isn't it?
I wondered how I'd had such an effect on you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It's great isn't it.
Certainly confused a number of people last week (myself included).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I wouldnt object
to some further clarity...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

If I ever get remotely rock and roll of an evening then I have to spend the next day in bed.
Vomit and dizzy spells do not make for a productive working day.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Hangovers are a state of mind.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

This one isn't
I've felt better after 5 days at Glastonbury than I have in the last 48 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Out of interest (applies to everyone really)
Have you always had hangovers or did they come with age? I've never, ever had one. I hope they don't start cropping up later in life.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Up until my mid-twentys, I was fine.
These days, I'm in agony for a good few days if I've had a proper session.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

*tickles*
*elephants*
*helicopters*
( broadsword, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

helicopters?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=helicopters
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

1st result
( broadsword, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

yeah but that takes you to "helicopters"
not *helicopters*.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

fuck orf

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You love it really.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Ok, so imagine a naked man facing you.
Stop laughing. They aren't all that small.

Imagine said man is miming trying to keep a hulahoop* spinning on his old chap.

Imagine what that would look like when he reached critical speed.

*helicopters*

*the large hoop that became a dance craze in the 80s, rather than the crisp. Although, with some people, you never know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)