At a rough estimate, when seated in my chair and sitting upright,
My eye can't be far off 5ft. Assuming, like every man who posts on /OT, you have a modest 12" wang (unless you're a QotW regular, in which case it's normally 15"), and you have disproportionately small legs for your height, I think you'll be lucky if you can caress my nipples with it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that's more than enough for me

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I'll be waiting for you...
*waves coquettishly*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

hahaha I'm 2 or 3 inches taller than you when you're sitting down
fuck I'm short
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Look on the bright side,
you probably didn't struggle in the same way to find shoes big enough, or trousers long enough, at least before manufacturers recognised that my build was increasingly commonplace. You may even enjoy the tax benefits of still being able to buy children's clothes.

On the downside, yes, you are short.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Children's clothes?!
Oh really. Really. Really.

It's not my fault I stopped growing at the age of 12 :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I was going to say "get into children's clothes"
but that sounded too much like what I was doing about an hour ago.

12? Really? Were you one of those poor souls who gradually went from being the tallest person in their class to one of the smallest?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Oh you and your pederasty
Yes, I sadly was. Except no one really noticed, and people are thus surprised when I reveal how small I am. Plus I wore high heels every day from age 15 onwards.
And there was someone in my year with dwarfism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)