That's not what you wrote first!
{joke about how it would engulf the photocopier and the entire office}
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

haha, well spotted.
I didn't work out the line in my mind before I started typing. same as always.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

A guy I once knew worked for Cadbury's packing bars or whatever they made
One new lady wasn't getting the hang of it and bars were spilling all over the shop floor. She was getting a bit wound up and so he turned to her and in a calm deadpan voice said "Look love, the reason stuff keeps falling out of your box is that your flaps are too loose"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I shall repost my Chris Cairns story.
Chris Cairns was a New Zealand cricketer a few years back. As a non-pro, your ICB registration needed to have your occupation listed on it, and his dad owned a confectionary factory. Whether it was deliberate or accidental, Chris Cairns went down in the ICB records for years as "Fudge packer"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Arf!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)