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"Brit breaks new snake world record" - bloke from Crawley spends four months in a room with 40 venomous snakes.Linky: news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/features/articles.aspx?ucpg=5&cp-documentid=154557517#uc2Lst
Well, er, that's nice?
What pointless world record would you like to break/set?
Alternative question: what's the best animal you've been bitten by?
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It can be if you likeAlthough you seem (I'm sorry to say) to be the only recipient of it so far.
Have it as your own special 'meme'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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What a brilliant bloke Jeff is. Probably the world's most brilliant.(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Notwithstanding the inherent racism in the current Cravendale milk advert, in which a badly behaved cow is "purified" by having its black parts removed, then yes - yes it is.(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)
oh you can't possibly really think that can you?I read an article when it first came out that 8 people complained.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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Nah, not really.I was adopting the position for the purposes of weak comedy.
I had no idea that there had actually been complaints about it.
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At the quiz yestersay the award for most controversial name went to...I'm a Chilian miner get me out of here!
With second place going to, Pakistanis will fix it for you and you and you!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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Paris Hilton punching endurance recordMy guinea pig bit my cock when I was about 6.
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I'd like the record for being the worlds most brilliant bloke.Alt Q: A dog. Not just any dog. But a special dog.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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most boobs sucked in a dayAlt Q: Dogfish - fishing for them in a small bay in SW Eire one of the buggers bit me on the calf.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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I like boobs(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:55,
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there's a very fine line between sucking boobs in an erotic mannerand just looking like a very overgrown baby. The latter freaks me out.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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Is it even worse when they look in your eyes and go mama half way through
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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Pointless Record is Pointless.I don't know whether I could be arsed to make it, but I think I'd be a strong contender for "Longest time taken to make a decision."
Alt Q: probably a rat
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I've been bitten by a rat on several occasions.She was such a dick. She's in ratty hell though now.
I've also been bitten by gerbils, hamsters and cats. My dog accidentally bit me but didn't mean it, we were playing rope tug. She looked very sorry.
The most unusual animal would have to be my old pet snake, he thought my finger was a baby mouse. Luckily he was only young so his fangs didn't break the skin. Scared the shit out of me though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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One of my snakes bit meHe's quite big, so there was blood, didn't hurt though.
The rat bite I have on the same hand went through a quarter of my finger. That hurt.
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yeah rodent bites really hurt don't they?Gerbil bites are especially nasty as the gerbil will try and clamp its teeth together through your finger and then hold on with all its littly furry might. I've still got a scar from a gerbil bite, it looks like a tiny little bullet wound.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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Gerbils stick on like bear trapsYou can shake your hand in a comedy cartoon fashion and they stay attached.
Trust me.
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It's a shame this bloke spent his time with snakes and not spiders.If he'd bedded down with a load of spiders and insects he could have been described as being from
Creepy Crawley.
I'm here all week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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'David Bowie's Greatest Hits'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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It's a knockout!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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Peter Gabriel dressed like a flower......and gathered water on a rotating disc. He kept falling over and came last.
(And he was representing Belgium - strange but true.)
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and a fishthat leapt out of a bucket and hung off my neck as i ran around the garden
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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That's amazing.What kind of fish was it?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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how the hell does one get bitten by a fish?!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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well, my neighbour was an anglerhe came back from the beach with a bucket of fish, i bent over it and one jumped out and bit me
it stayed on while i had a spazz attack freaking out
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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That would have bagged you a sweet £250 if you'd filmed it.And probably youtube notoriety.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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I am recordbreakingly dullAlt: A short, evil, fiercely intelligent homosexual. It actually scarred.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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The marks have blended into my mottled skinbut yes, he's quite violent.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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How fun is the Google page today!heeheeeheeee come here you pesky little dots heeheeheeeee
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I can't see it :( I just seem to get the plain google no matter what I do :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I dunno what it's celebrating thoughheeheeeheeeeeeeeee
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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Seems to be an exercise in HTML5Seems to behave like the birds in the background of thewildernessdowntown.com
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:35,
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someone said it's only on the .co.uk one(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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it scared the hell out of me when I first went on it(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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I've lost about 2 hours and countingTo messing about with the dots. Luckily, I have nothing else to do.
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sadfaceI wish work didn't use IE6. Stupid Government!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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I've just broken the record for pointless calls to Apple support.Over two hours on the phone telling them that iTunes doesn't work, during which they tell me to remove and reistall it. I do. It still doesn't work. They tell me to remove and reinstall it again. I ask why. They put me on hold... and then cut me off.
Cunts.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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iTunes is the most commonly used shit piece of software about.if it wasn't for the iProducts, anyone with sense would use something else.
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For playing or downloading?Can't go wrong with Windows media player...
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That's a lieBut I'm with Chomp, there are so many issues with iTunes, not least that it's close to 100mb now to download.
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It's bloated, patronisingand fucking aggressive at installing updates, and it's update program is shhhhiiiiiiiiiit.
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I don't have the update program issues, as I'm on my MacThere are many other issues though, and a few plus points.
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Touch wood,never had any problems with it. It plays my music, that's all I care about.
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HaaaaiMother is expecting a parcel that needs to be signed for and I'm the only one in. So I had to be, despite not going to bed til four last night.
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I bought a dance mat for my friend's birthday and I had to have it sent to my officeno one will believe it's not for me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:18,
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FoobarOr VLC. Both about as minimalist as they come, Foobar probably has the edge as it maintains a library for you, but all the faff, fanny and bloat that slow down iTunes, Windows Media, and sadly even Winamp these days, are entirely optional.
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iTunesranks up there with AOL and RealPlayer as some of the shittest software around.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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For most hours playing a 2005 Xbox gameAlt.Q Bitten by a police horse after a Stones gig. Fucking horse.
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Splinter Cell: Chaos TheoryI'm pretty much obsessed with it. I love it. More than I should.
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pfft if it's not Borderlands I'm not interestedonly messing never got into splinter cell though
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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That's for the 360 though.This is for the original, old Xbox. Something which I still play regularly!
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my taxiWas an hour late and now the traffic has taken an hour to make a one min journey. We are now stuck queuing past the RCJ because the BNP have decided tubestrike day is the perfect day to hold one of their protests. Showing they are even thicker than I originally thought.
I would like to hold the record for how many morons I could shoot in an hour please.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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this would be an excellent featuremorons and cyclists.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Leave cyclists aloneWe've previously cleared up that they're not all idiots.
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i would sparethe boys with good bums and thighs. how's that for a compromise?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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you could have the lycra brigadeas long as i get to shoot people in cheap cars with mods
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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the bullets will pass throughthe cheap metal like butter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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i owe you a gaz don't i?sorry, i am crap, will try harder!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:26,
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Most procrastination done from one task.I'm supposed to be writing my CV for my industrial year, but I keep getting distracted. Mostly by my sketchbook. Five pin up girls later, and I've still barely even started.
Alt q: The hamster I was petsitting for a friend, the little shit. Must have somehow known I accidentally killed its predecessor.
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CVs are easyJust be reasonably concise, and say what you learned from various jobs and projects. Done.
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I was deleting texts last nightI had some fantastic ones from you. "____! I've failed you! I'm sorry!" Why, what did you do? "I didn't drink 5 doubles and pass out in the toilets..."
And our plotting about the bash :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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AhahahahaI remember those! They were on my old phone though so are utterly lost :(
And I remember the night in question too, if I recall, I may not have drunk five doubles and passed out in the toilets, but I did do something just as
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I thought I'd omit the rest of the text.;)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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Though I will remind you of the "who is [name] on [facebookrelatedthing]? He's well fit"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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ahahahaOhhh dear. You are probably the recipient of the highest proportion of my embarrassing texts.
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And you of my "OH MY GOD IT'S ALL GONE WRONG" textsI assume you got the "3 phrases that should never go together" text. Or maybe I saved it for here.
I think I did, but it might have been the second time it happened
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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Hmm, not that I can recall.Again though, it may have been on my old phone.
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CV's get harder the more experience you get.And the higher up the jobs you go for, but for a student applying for a placement they're more like a fact sheet.
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Mine's looking fairly good just nowAs it has relevant experience outwith uni, and has managed to get me 2 interviews within the past week.
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Just put"Look me can use the magic box! Me type and print!
Me also can use ring ring machine and the beepy beep beep machine!"
And a career in paperclip sales will be yours
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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I didn't even need to write anything to get this jobI just photocopied my boobs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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..shouldn't you have photocopied your box?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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That's not what you wrote first!{joke about how it would engulf the photocopier and the entire office}
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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haha, well spotted.I didn't work out the line in my mind before I started typing. same as always.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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A guy I once knew worked for Cadbury's packing bars or whatever they madeOne new lady wasn't getting the hang of it and bars were spilling all over the shop floor. She was getting a bit wound up and so he turned to her and in a calm deadpan voice said "Look love, the reason stuff keeps falling out of your box is that your flaps are too loose"
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I shall repost my Chris Cairns story.Chris Cairns was a New Zealand cricketer a few years back. As a non-pro, your ICB registration needed to have your occupation listed on it, and his dad owned a confectionary factory. Whether it was deliberate or accidental, Chris Cairns went down in the ICB records for years as "Fudge packer"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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Try writing an academic CV:(
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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I need to do the personal statement bit.Why I'm such a science nerd and why they should pick me etc. It's just like my university personal statement all over again, it basically comes down to "I like viruses! Chose meeeeeeee! kthnxbai"
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When does it have to be done?I find it easier to write absolute bollocks and look at it the next day and improve on it.
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Just pretend you're as smug as vipros,write far too much about how great you are, then do something else for an hour and read it back, you may have to start again but it'll give you an idea of what you want/need to say.
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you need to write what you have done that will help you succeed on this coursewhy you want to do this course and what you bring to the course.
That's what the Ucas gimp told me last year. And it seemed to work.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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ah, I did some work for a while with VLPsI don't like viruses. Stem cells are so much more fun.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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I read that as VPLwhich is Heat-speak for visible panty line.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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Virus-like particles.Self-assembling protein structures that mimic virus behaviour and induce an immune response in humans similar to that of the virus themselves, so can be used as vaccines. I worked for a bit with one for HepB and one for HIV. Interesting but scary.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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I suggested at work today, when asked what the Civil Nuclear Constabulary did,that they investigated crimes against particles. Sadly nobody laughed. Stupid Government!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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too crap?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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Mine would be most time sat in silence after the ending to Final Fantasy VII. Sad times...
Best animal I've been bitten by is a hermit crab.
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I got bitten by a Dobermanwhen I was 5. I'm now 30 and still have the scar and the fear of dogs. I can kick a damn sight harder now, though.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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But dogs are awesomeHad a few light bites from my dog when i have been playing tug of war with her (so my fault)
But I was bit my a fucking evil cat when I was young. It jumped up on to my chair AS I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS bit my arm and then ran away. Stupi evil fucking cats
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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Cat's are better than dogshaving a dog is like opting to have a retarded baby.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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yeah, someone at work was all "but a dog will love you back"I was like "get a boyfriend, loser".
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:39,
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Most money spent at michelin-starred restaurants whilst someone else is paying.And I was bitten by a hyrax in the masai mara. which isn't as much of a euphemism as it sounds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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a hyrax. Google it. They look cute. They aren't, they're evil shits.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/upload/2006/04/dassie_rock-hyrax.jpg
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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oh I take it back, that's well cute!squeeee!!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:20,
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they are usuallysee here
that one is just astonishingly munting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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Wow whoever's flickr stream that is has a ridiculously spelt nameI bet they are a cockhead
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:01,
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totally. It's my fondness for pies.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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a dassie bit you?used to get them on the crags when climbing back home, they are evil little things
good climbers though
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:04,
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yeah ...It was used to stealing food from tourists I think, so it was pretty confident/aggressive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:11,
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friend of mine was soloingand was about 4 metres up, above scree. a dassie came at him out of a large crack and he did the manly thing of jumping off and nearly breaking both his ankles
he said it was better than being bitten by the "rabid dassie from hell"
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+a+hyrax%3F
lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+the+massi+mara%3F
Just noticed I spelt Masai wrong and yet Google still knew what I meant! It's like magic
I hope you're not looking for research jobs....
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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I know what the masai mara isApparently I also know what a hyrax is too.
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awww it looks really sulky(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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Oh my god rock dassies are the cutest damn things everI had to look up what on earth a hyrax are, and I saw loads of them in Namibia but they were known as dassies.
I have a soft spot for marmots, though, so that might be why I like them so much.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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namibia is greatspent a week on the orange river a while back, good times
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zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Speaking of pointless......is this a bit underwhelmung?
"A "Double Broom" created by a five-year-old boy is one of the most ingenious inventions of the last decade, according to the British .Sam Houghton came up with the idea at the age of three while watching his father struggling to sweep up garden leaves.
Inspired by his heroes Wallace & Gromit, he decided to tie two brooms together using a rubber band, creating what he called the "Improved Broom"."
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Christs on a fucking pogo stickIs that really one of the most exciting innovations of the last ten years?
That has just sucked all the motivation out of me.
(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)
It's part of a show about Britain being a country of inventors.The fact he's 5 is more important than the invention.
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2 x broom + 1 x rubber band = Big broom.Not exactly up there with the wheel or a Hadron Collider is it?
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Fuck that five year old tosser - this is war..I am working on a three broom/two rubber band prototype. It's all a bit hush-hush right now but NASA and Homebase have expressed interest in funding my research.
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The people can understand it thoughNot many people know what the LHC does, or would even understand it if they were told.
Even fewer would care, sadly.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Fair enough, I suppose we can't expect his skills in metalwork or electronics to be quite up to speed just yet.(, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
That has inspired my to invent the "Improved Child-Beater"instead of just beating him with 1 stick, I have attached another stick with barbed wire.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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Razor wireand fish hooks would improve it still further.
*patents*
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:25,
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I reckon I'd stand a good chance at most pointless agonisingand I've been savaged by an otter.
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Only if he has less than 8.5 fingers(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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and touches children inappropriately(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:01,
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I will not hear a bad word said against the Nutkins!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02,
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Was it an otter who ate Nutkins fingers?My memory of Animal Magic is a bit hazy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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Hence the less than 8.5 fingers.LEARN TO READ JEFF
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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I couldn't remember if it was a Otter or a SealionThat's all.
And now you're having a go at me... *sobs*
EDIT: The Otter was called Edal according to Wiki
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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Your ability to use the internet to research things has redeemed youAnd you are my new favourite interneter
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:14,
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That won't last.I'm taking the title of 'favourite interneter' with a massive pinch of salt.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16,
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You're one of mine, Jeff, and no mistake.The original 'Dog Fucker' day had me crying at my desk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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Did you also discoverthat Johnny Morris' family took Nutkins to court following Morris' demise, because Johnny was so keen on Tel that he left his house to him. He didn't like his own kids and they got bugger all.
Haha unlucky, Morris juniors!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:19,
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I read the bit that just said 'Nutkins copped a load of Johnny's estate'But didn't realise there was a dispute over it.
Me wonders if Nutkins had some sort of 'hold' over Johnny?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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Definitely.Tel must have known something about Johnny interfering with animals, that's my guess.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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I love when people use the word 'interfering' with sexual connotationsit makes me laugh.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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He didn't do all those silly voices for nothing.That ape that kept jumping on him was obviously trying to damage Johhny so he could make his escape.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:25,
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I'll bet neither Johnny Morris or NutkinsWere made to do a CRB check like The Seahorse.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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Fair game for what?Shooting the lispy fucker in the face with a very big gun?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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His cousin was one of my first girlfriends.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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I was thinking "I don't remember that in the book"and then I realised I was thinking of Squirrel Nutkin.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:22,
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