wait, that was supposed to be http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post853604

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:35, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your sig is pitiful, Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

as pitiful as correcting people's spelling mistakes on the internet?
What a wholesome life you lead, Mr Boyce, I hope to be like you someday.

*salutes*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

referring to me calling you dull etc.?
pot, kettle?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

yes, you called me dull but by doing so repeatedly you're showing yourself to be rather dull

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

the reason I am doing it repeatedly is in the hope that you will either stop being dull or you will go away
whether that makes me seem dull or not is irrelevant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

but if instead of doing that you conversed with me on any other level, played along with the joke or just said anything other than that
maybe it wouldn't be so dull?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

played along with what joke?
you could do the same, with the Bert thing.

I was totally serious regarding the spelling/grammar thing, it does happen to everyone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

My first few posts on all the boards were 'Fuck Off Cats', everywhere else that stirred up the usual cats v dogs debate
and I did play along with the Bert thing, it's just today the same person corrected my spelling, again, then the whole board got upset when I returned the favour.

You lot are bloody daft
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Daft is the word
can't totally speak for the others, but I'm rarely serious. I'm pretty certain to myself that you aren't Bert, and you haven't done anything particularly offensive to me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

only because you were wrong
in most cases.

Yeah, yeah I know I spelled it richoted for some unfathomable reason.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I was deliberately wrong
I parody people, he corrected me and I was trying to show how silly correcting people on the internet is
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

oh ok I missed that, I thought you were serious
that was why it was so infuriating!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I'm going to go and cry now
this has been exhausting, and why become furious at things on the internet anyway?

Jeeeeeez
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I've been nice to you!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I know you have, and I appreciate that, it's not the lack of niceness that I've found weird though, this is B3ta after all.
I don't know what it is, but this place seems a bit off.
I've had small arguments on all the other boards, but I always got the impression that it was done very knowingly and deliberately by all involved. Today has been something quite different to that.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

ooh, like in Watership Down where the warren seems fine but then it turns out there are snares all around it?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post854815
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

that was annoying at first
but worth it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

haha
nice.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)