I'm not :(
My first day on QOTW I saw this person being called a prick by somebody else, and he's said a few things to me there too, can't remember what, but I know he was definitely being a prick, so I'm returning the favour.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bert I'm worried about you
if even only 10% of this is your real life personality you are properly mental and not far off from becoming a 10 O'Clock headline when you do something proper bat shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ok, Prick

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Think about your poor daughter man!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Ok, Prick

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

to review and recap
you attempt to "parody" a troll
you get a bit of mild abuse
someone corrects your spelling/grammar
you freak out
you get a bit more abuse
you repeatedly say that /OT is weird and that there is something wrong with the people on here
you keep coming back and insulting people

I don't think you are Bert, and suspect that you started out trying to have a laugh, got too worked up and now can't back-pedal.

You'd be surprised at how normal and pleasant the people on here are if you come to it with the right attitude.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Ok, Prick

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

you said in an earlier thread that you hated us
you've insulted us as a collective group and you said you were leaving.

So either stay and be nice or stick with your convictions and leave.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Shut up Bert

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'll stick with my convictions and come and go as I please, thanks

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

oh you know what, fuck you
I'm fed up trying to be nice, you're a total cunt. And not in the 'oh it's b3ta, everyone is a cunt' way, an actual, boring and irritating cunt. You're not an ironic troll, you're not parodying anyone, you're a crappy grammar nazi and you haven't contributed anything of worth; all you do is slag everyone off. You claim we've got serious problems, but everyone else here manages to get along fine so it's just you.

Stay, leave, I doubt anyone will give a tiny little monkey fuck.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

You're getting very upset there
If it's just me, why am I accepted everywhere else?

It's only here that you lot seem to take everything so seriously mnnnngggh to the nth degree
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)