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I can't stop listening to the Jim Jones Sodding Revue nowIt's putting me off my work & house-sorting activities.
Does anyone else here have a legitimate reason to despise Monty? (Cat Hater need not apply.)
Edit Oh yeah, alternaqueue. Since we're talking music, I have a whole load of CDs I want to clear out. Few games too. A friend suggested Music Magpie; they any good? Or is there a better site?
No I am not easily distracted and will seize any excuse, shut up. It's bloody well his fault
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Nah, he's The Man.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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I wish I could despise himbut along with Jim Jones Revue who I think are excellent, I have him to think for telling me about Bigelf who have rapidly become one of my all time favourite bands.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:13,
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They are aren't they?They're what I was actually after when I bought that crap Datsuns crap album crap. If only I'd known.
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I was well disappointed when I saw the Datsuns at a festivalglad I didn't buy their album.
Monty just seems to know what I want to listen to a lot of the time. I was mentioning honky tonk piano, he pointed me to a Jim Jones Revue song and it was the perfect thing.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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Nah, he's the reason I bought my cast iron griddle panmy life improved 37.2% that day
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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Like I said earlier to DarthI love that grump old fecker he is ace. That song he linked last night was AVERAGE though. Certainly no Diamond Dogs by David Bowie.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:16,
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I just like prodding him with a stick(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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Careful now. I hear he's not the biggest Bowie fanActually my first gaz I ever got was from him slagging Bowie. It was tres amusant.
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It's all I have.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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I'm going to Alton Towers to be frivolousI'm also getting my nails done. What colour do you think I should get for my holiday Chompy? And do you think I should get any diamantes?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:21,
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I've never gotten my nails done, and there's this little part of me, this really girly part of me, that keeps saying "oh go on, it'll look SO pretty and nice!"also - I know I'm not Chompers, but you should get red or purple.
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Ooh I might go for purple since my hair will be newly coloured blue as wellgood choice.
I love having my nails done, it means I don't ever have to worry about chipped polish or breaking them or anything. And the place I go to make them dead short for me so they don't look all plastic and talony.
I'm not the most girly girl but I do think looking after your appearance is one of the best mood lifters ever. If I'm having a crappy day I always feel better if I do my hair or make up and put on something pretty.
I bet we're boring PC to death here
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I did my nails onceActually more than once. I like having nail polish.
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are you a girl?I used to have so many colours of nail polish but now I don't have time to repaint them every day so I have plastic ones.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Yes.This is what I look like.
Although I forgot to paint my nails for that one. Blame the cheap plonk.
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You are a much sexier tranny than AA(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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I'm not sure whether to be offended or not...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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Is that the BP flower tatto'd to your chest?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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It was actually supposed to be a big reddish purple flowerand the petals at the edges were supposed to be razorblades.
But.
I don't know if I got some duff ink supplies or what, but they faded like HELL, and now two years on it needs redoing.
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With a hot piece of woman like that one in the picture, it's hard not to.I'm surprised it didn't shoot straight through the ceiling.
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That's okay - I know the feeling.I've worn makeup the last two days which is unusual for me. I don't really wear it often but if I'm feeling blue it makes me feel a bit prettier.
Also - I'm gettin my hair cut on saturday. Not sure what to get done to it.
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I agree with thisexpensive to get manicures though, especially since I've got quite short nails
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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prepare for incoming smugness!I have rather good nails and naturally look like I've had a french manicure
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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Weirdomy nails are fine, they just don't look much different if I bother with a manicure or if I don't
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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I just paint mine myself,I look silly with a french manicure, and I feel naked if my nails aren't dark blue or red.
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never had a french manicureI can imagine it would look silly on me. But painting mine myself has hazards like getting it everywhere
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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I've never been to Alton TowersIt just sounds like queuing in Staffordshire.
Am I wrong? Or is it actually okay?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:28,
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it is okthe grounds are really very nice and it's not as horrendous as I expected queuing and being surrounded by the proletariat.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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it's pretty goodas long as you go this time of year when the kids are back at school.
Depends how much you like rides really. It's also fun going with a big group of friends because you rarely get to spend the whole day with a lot of your friends in a big park. Plus candy floss, yay!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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Candy floss is shit.Roller coasters are also shit*
*They scare me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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Candy floss is fucking ace you teabag!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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No it's not.It's pink sugary shit.
I'd rather eat a apple.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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a toffee apple!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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Yeah.But without the toffee or the stick.
What sort of retard came up with the toffee apple? It's a fucking stupid idea.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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Apple dipped in toffee on a stickwhere is the stupid in that?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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They should be seperateIf you eat all of your apple, then you can have a toffee.
Nothing difficult about that Bob surely?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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but when do I get to play with the stick?I can eat a regular sized apple in 3 bites including the core.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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Including the core?HARDCORE!
You know the score.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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I shit Apple trees(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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well then obviously you're not going to like Alton Towers!Wiggy doesn't like rides and he came with us last year, but he's not coming this year because we used him as a coat rack.
The grounds are beautiful but it's not worth the ticket if you're not going to go on the rides.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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I've just had a look on the Alton Towers websiteSadly. I'm too tall for Wobble World.
Oooh look. They've got a waterpark. That'll be nice. Being in the open air, in Staffs, wearing a pair of Speedos. It won't be cold. Not cold at all.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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The whole place looks dangerous.What makes the waterpark dangerous?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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No, it's a bitching thread.And now I will bitch about you too. Because you hurt my feelings.
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there's a man called Roary Lion?that's brilliant.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32,
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No, he's a tedious troll here. Fixates on the fact I'm unemployed.A one-track-mind, one-note-tune, one-string-fiddle-virtuoso.
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Ahh I seetrolls are lame, why can't people just be normal? If they want to play pretend they should join an AmDram society or something.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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He's a sockpuppet to boot.I just don't know the trolls well enough to know who of.
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AN cockring? Like I said last night even I know that's wrong Nega Bert.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03,
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you missed the 'and there's an apostrophe in "you're"'but I'll forgive you, because I'm nice like that, and it seems to have escaped you that I'm deliberately making spelling msitakes now
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Cunt off Bert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:11,
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I'm dying to say "it's you're"but you'll get really mad again
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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nah, it was deliberateI was waiting for the grammar nazis to start with their pedantisms
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Fucking hell!I'm in his profile! I make him moist!
Well my name is, over what I presume is a picture of him experiencing said moistness.
I didn't realise it was so personal. Heh heh heh.
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no you're notit's a picture that displays the username of whoever is looking at it.
They got me with that last week.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:42,
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He hates everything I do and thinks I'm childish.So I tried to hate him, but he ignored it so I stopped.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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He made me feel like Simba when he's trying to be scary to that chameleon.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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I can get along with anyonewho disapproves of the world and everything in it as much as I do.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:20,
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He has better hair than I do :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:23,
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If I could get mine longer than his I'd be over the moon.Actually if I could get it longer than yours :(
Damn slow growing hair, and damn having no hair a year ago.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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You and Monty?I've not seen your hair.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:27,
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Approximately similar lengthto this amazing photo
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Oh wow. They're like mutants with superpowers./ac
That is an impressive head of hair. I would say "mane", but Monty certainly has a mane.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:30,
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I did have it longer onceI think the photo in my profile is the longest, but it's hidden by a bandana.
There are others on my facebook, but not sure if I can post them.
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I cut all my hair off when I was 15 ish.I found this from when I was about 14 or so. That's probably the longest it was in my teenage years.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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This was last November I thinkShortest I've had it for a while
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I assume that's you on the rightyou seem to suit either long or short hair. Lucky!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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"from when I was 14 or so"I was such a good size then :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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Everyone is a good size at 14 :)or rather they were thinner than now. Hadn't finished growing yet!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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I mentioned this a few days agoI stopped growing height-wise at age 12 or so.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:48,
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I stopped growing before 16 as wellThough I grew another inch two years ago, but I think I'm shrinking again
edit: you do look very cute in the photo :) just a different way from now
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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I'm trying to get back to those dayswithout being cripplingly in love with someone who didn't want me in that annoying way 14 year old people are.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:51,
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More advanced than meat 14 I was still a massive tomboy, only had male friends and the idea of being in love with them was laughable. Pity I wasted that time since I was slim and gorgeous then
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:57,
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I had a boyfriend when I looked like that :((
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:59,
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I certainly wasn't(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:50,
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I wasthis is a more valid statement
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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Good lord, I didn't realise you had quite that muchYour curly-wurliness is deceptive.
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Why thank you Mr CrowHow are you doing? I don't think we've spoken since...you know what :D
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Haha, quite well, thank you.It was certainly an interesting challenge, trying to get back to Southwest London on the night buses whilst half-cut, but I'm quite impressed that I managed to stay awake for the important bits (i.e., remembering my stop).
How have you been keeping?
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Good hair!!!Mine is like slash's at the mo I love it.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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I can better thatmine is like Luke Skywalker's
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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check out the recent photos of me on facebookI cannot offer comment on messy hair
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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You look good in the suit!Did you sort your shoes out?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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thanks :-)I'm sorted for shoes at the moment. Need some for my wedding though, I'm narrowing it down.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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did you decide which colour to go for in the end?I think I remember you thinking matt black
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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I think that will be itI tried some lace up brogue style boots which were pretty nice. Not too pricey either
I am still tempted by some black and white brogues however.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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nor can Iin the matter of hair. I look disgraceful in all recent photos
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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Episode IV, V, or VI(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38,
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Plus I have a beard and a wing commander moustache so I reckon I'm winning.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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I used to have just a moustachesphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v291/148/49/509488912/n509488912_510033_1596.jpg
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that moustache was awesome(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:53,
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that was a bit of a jestbut following a quick google it's dangerously close to episode IV
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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Pre car crash hair.Good look. Having not met you or know what you look like I imagine a slimmer version of this guy.
www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/movie/tv_reaper07.jpg
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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that's literally exactly what he looks like.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44,
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and you don't look like ramona flowersAll I need is Al the Geordie to look like hitler crossed with voldemort and Monty to be a bearded Wurzel Gummidge and I will be a winner
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:47,
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hahahI've changed my hair since it's got longer.
but you are pretty much bang on. In one episode he even wears a shirt exactly like one of mine.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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That's quite accurateMUCH slimmer though
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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ooh you're a little bit of a hotty on the sly aren't you?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:35,
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KITTY STOP CHIRPSING(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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what does that mean?did you misspell pandering?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:43,
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oh sorry.I'll stop. I have enough b3ta boyfriends to get me in trouble as it is.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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need a b3ta girlfriend?-tits-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:58,
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haha excellent, yes please.Got mah bitches.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:07,
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I need a b3tan significant otherhard to acquire successfully though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10,
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Go for Monty?He needs
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:15,
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*stands silohuetted in the doorway*
You called ?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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As this is a music threadBand name suggestions please. electro funk trio coming out of the South West. Heavily influenced by LCD Soundsytem, the XX, David Bowie (he he)etc etc
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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The Wolfbaggers(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:24,
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First single: "It IS Lupus"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:29,
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hahahaI would love a House related parody song. Let's write one.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:35,
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He should replace Fred Durst as the front man of Limp Bizkit(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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I see what you did there(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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"like Ladytron but gayer"(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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really I think they are the best thing I've heard in years(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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I bought their album because I loved one songand it was so bad it gave me CANCER.
buying an album for a single is always, always a mistake. it's like getting married solely because the sex is good.
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Sound of Silver was good but the first and last tracks blewthere is nothing bad on the latest one. It is simply fantastic. You Wanted a Hit being my stand out track.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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Naaah. I just can't get into them. Just tried giving that album a listen...not my thing.Back to the Jim Jones Revue!
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how about Wish We Were LCD Soundsystem But We're Not As Good And We Have A Gay Drummer(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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CasiowankElectrogash
NokiaChargerPowerDown
Interconnected Beeps
Surge Protection
I wave my Hitachi Magic and get Stiff
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I have actually jotted Casiowankdown. That's brilliant.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34,
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When Wiggy was choosing his XBox live namemost of the Wiggy related ones had been taken so he let XBox choose a random one. It suggested CordlessWiggy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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I discovered an associate got my friend's XBox live name tattooed on his leg...for a pint.
WHATHWATHWAHTWHARWTWUT?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:39,
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that's pretty stupidunless his tag is cool. I bet it's not though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45,
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It's really not. Really really not.I applauded.
Also I made my allocated funny yesterday and managed to make 3 people cry with laughter. No more funny from me for several months.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:50,
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Sonisphere 2009someone bet that Machinehead wouldn't be the special guests, and vowed to get a cock tattooed on their toe if they were.
They were, and he now has a cock-toe
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52,
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given that he spent some of the weekendmaking jokes about how posh I was, I felt more than justified at laughing hysterically at him
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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I hate MachineheadI was well disappointed with them being special guests
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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^this!Thank god someone else doesn't like them. I didn't even bother going to see them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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I left immediatelyI can't believe so many people like them so much
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:13,
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Machine head are shit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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And I don't mean the song by Bush that was brilliant(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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get him to add mecussybear
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40,
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hahahah topical!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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You should call your band'Off Topic'
Everyone will think you've been performing since you were at school as it's the sort of wanky name you'd expect a fictional band on Grange Hill to have come up with.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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nice shout but isnt there an americanclothing chain called hot topic?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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yesthe fact that you're off rather than hot is fitting
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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Bring me the head of Billy Zane(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:33,
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my ex once told me she had a dream where I was sat on a throne demanding the head of Billy Zane(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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I met Alex Zane once he shared a flat with a guy I know who is a bit famous nowHe is a massive twat and huge druggy and thinks the sun shines out of his cock. I rarely take an instant disliking to anyone but this bloke was a twunt.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:41,
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SplendidIt's good to know my uninformed prejudices are well-founded.
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I saw it further upand it reminded me of something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:37,
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I'm sorry I haven't a clue(top show)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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I liked Samantha the best.Unfortunately I could never find any naked pictures of her.
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The Joy of CancerThe Cunts
Fleetwood Big Mac
Your Ethra
The Dockers
The Retardeds
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I once saw a Irish Chili Peppers cover bandcalled 'The Red Hot Silly Feckers'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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Im too lazy to go thread miningSo can someone link me up to the most entertaining sections of the Monty vs Cat Hater flame-a-thon from yesterday.
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Just imagine a 5 year old born from two Jeremy Kyle guests shouting at, I dunno, Tolkien with better music tasteand fill in the details yourself.
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I'm going to put you and your friend Rory on ignore soon.You can go have that victorywank you've been anticipating.
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I'm not :(My first day on QOTW I saw this person being called a prick by somebody else, and he's said a few things to me there too, can't remember what, but I know he was definitely being a prick, so I'm returning the favour.
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Bert I'm worried about youif even only 10% of this is your real life personality you are properly mental and not far off from becoming a 10 O'Clock headline when you do something proper bat shit.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14,
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Think about your poor daughter man!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:18,
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to review and recapyou attempt to "parody" a troll
you get a bit of mild abuse
someone corrects your spelling/grammar
you freak out
you get a bit more abuse
you repeatedly say that /OT is weird and that there is something wrong with the people on here
you keep coming back and insulting people
I don't think you are Bert, and suspect that you started out trying to have a laugh, got too worked up and now can't back-pedal.
You'd be surprised at how normal and pleasant the people on here are if you come to it with the right attitude.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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you said in an earlier thread that you hated usyou've insulted us as a collective group and you said you were leaving.
So either stay and be nice or stick with your convictions and leave.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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oh you know what, fuck youI'm fed up trying to be nice, you're a total cunt. And not in the 'oh it's b3ta, everyone is a cunt' way, an actual, boring and irritating cunt. You're not an ironic troll, you're not parodying anyone, you're a crappy grammar nazi and you haven't contributed anything of worth; all you do is slag everyone off. You claim we've got serious problems, but everyone else here manages to get along fine so it's just you.
Stay, leave, I doubt anyone will give a tiny little monkey fuck.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:41,
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You're getting very upset thereIf it's just me, why am I accepted everywhere else?
It's only here that you lot seem to take everything so seriously mnnnngggh to the nth degree
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:O Holy FuckAn intelligent person on QOTW, I think I need to have a lie down in my workplace's first aid room because I'm not an unemployed prick
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It's from my university days"An Introduction to Child Psychology", the course was called.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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I'd love a hug, thanksI like it when you guys are nice to me, this thread has been much better than yesterdays
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I love the way trolls start patting their own backsit's particularly amusing when they aren't very good at being trolls.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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I like it when you say ABSOLUTELY NOTHNG OF ANY INTEREST ALL THE TIME(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)
glad to hear itare you trying to hide behind more belligerence now?
just saying "ok, prick" not doing the job you hoped it might?
Acting aloof only works if you stick at it.
As trolls go you are a rank amateur.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:33,
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I'm fairly new to this trolling larkI started off the same as any other noob, I was just happy to be part of the rat race. I'm not trying to be beligerent towards you, just reacting to the things you're saying because you always seem to wade in.
We can go at it if you like, but I'm not sure I'd have much more to say other than 'fuck Off Unemployed Prick Cat Lovers'
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naa, it's alrightI don't have much more to add anyway.
and you are sort of right, this arguing business does make me dull.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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you're rightwhy didn't I see this before.
you have made me see the light my friend.
how can I ever thank you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:19,
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I'll get one of those fuckers who shits on my lawn(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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Oh, all right. I haven't ignored anybody yet, and won't start.Incidentally, I saw you claiming you were a 'parody' of other trolls. You're not. Just wanted to be clear.
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most of it was herewww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post853554
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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I THOUGHT my ears were burning.I just assumed it was the AIDS kicking in.
Hello, my nig-nogs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54,
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Aren't you going to apologise for introducing me to the Revue then?I've wasted half a day already, and it's directly your fault and not my own at all.
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Shan't.I should invoice you for a 'finder's fee'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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Fair enough.If you scroll up the page, you will see a picture of me dressed as a 'woman'. You may save that to your PC as the first instalment of my payment.
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I just have, and am frankly appalled.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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ugh fizzing?!was that necessary? It's nearly lunchtime and everything!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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Is that worse than 'Frothing at the clopper'?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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If you've not already, you need to meet Tourettes(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14,
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yesalthough that's not to say that your phrase isn't also disgusting.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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I read that as"I just have (saved it), and am frankly appalled (at myself).
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well he's probably got a job, so I doubt he'd have much to be appalled at himself for(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
There we go then.So I've been meaning to ask. I start an internship in three weeks. What are you going to mock me for then?
You'll need something more specific than 'prick'. I would suggest scrolling up and looking at that pic I posted, and deciding that I am incredibly gay. It's the obvious choice.
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No, you're alright prickI'll still mock you for not having a job that pays a wage.
They're just using you, like my own company is with about 5 interns right now, you silly prick.
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that's the point of an internthe company uses them and they get to say they've got experience so it's kind of win win. Except it would be better if it was paid.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:26,
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I know what an internship involves.I just need to kill time for the next few months until I get to go do what I really want to do.
And weirdly enough, I'd rather work than sit around the house playing xbox and arguing over the internet.
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yeah, only a complete prick would keep getting sucked into arguements on the internet(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)
ooh what's your internship doing?I want to be an intern but I can't afford it :(
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:25,
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morning you arse-bandit(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00,
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Is that your protest to Lampito's request to spell everything fonetikullee?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08,
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No, I've gone French.Actually I am utterly ashamed to confess...I am part French, on my paternal grandmother's side. French nobility called 'Du Boncier' or something. The shame.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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Also, 'Boncier' is related to 'Ponce' or 'du Ponce'.
Are you telling us you're genetically a Ponce?
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Morning Montytell us your daily grooming routine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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It's a trade secret, I'm afraid.I will say this, though, I have a team of midgets who style my hair for me each morning. I would truly be lost without the little fellows.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:27,
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Nig-Nog?In what respect?
There was a junior mensa type thing back in the days of yore.
Members were called ni-nogs and would greet each other with "Hello, Nig-Nog."
Useless fact of the day.
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Nig-nog used to to used to as a term for someone who was a bit uncoordinated or awkward.(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)
If you sell to Music Magpie, I might end up buying some of your stuffThey're based in Macc, and sell stuff on through their own shop.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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Awesome. I'm currently negotiating with my bruv to get rid of his CDs too.He doesn't believe that having purely digital copies is safe though, so it's a bit of a struggle.
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A few words of caution:I'm interested in doing the same thing so I tried their valuation of a CD I know to be rare and sought after (and really rather good if you like that sort of thing).
www.amazon.co.uk/Cocorico-03-Various/dp/B0017SCDOU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1283953119&sr=8-1
Barcode is 8014360233727.
As you can see the only one available in ALL of Amazon is 2nd hand for more than £50.
Try entering the Barcode on music Magpie.
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TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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On the one hand: creeping shits, that's appallingOn the other hand: I don't have anything I'd describe as 'rare and sought after;, so if I get around that for each CD I'll be pleased.
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