Aww Mel's allright, he may be a racist alcoholic
but at least he's not Jewish
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:41, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I thought Apocalypto was excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

It was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I wish I knew who had stolen my DVD of it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

It was me.
I also wee'd on your eighth and made it all mouldy.

I'm sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

you cunt bag

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

dude we like the same thing!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

You dream the same things, you want the same things
WHOA-OOOOOOH
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Yes, very good
those Aztecs had it all, gold, lush rainforests, human sacrifice...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

And superb MASSIVE DRUGS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

No wonder the Spanish fucked them over so quickly
they were all whacked off their tits on giggle powder
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Alright sugartits, that's enough.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Sorry, did I say "jewish"?
I meant "Black"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

turns out I'm 6.25% jewish
who would've thought

also, my grandfather was a librarian on an exchange programme with ze Germans, and was at the Berlin Olympics in 1936 and saw Hitler.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

My christian name is Jewish
which practically makes me one of gods chosen people I reckon
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Must have been a short shortlist.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Jewish is an odd name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

*facepalms*
time for lunch methinks
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Jewish Dracula?
You should be a wrestler
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I recently rewatched the Lethal Weapon films
And realised just how good they still are!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)