He took out his prolapsed anus?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

ha
his ear tunnels you freak . When drunk we prod them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

With your cock?
(sorry for a post from the 'standard book of responses).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

You probably could fit a cock in there
someone should try this
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

How big did he go?

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I don't know in mil
but 2 times bigger than a 2 pound coin maybe slightly larger.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Well that's the problem when you go quite big.
If you stay around 10mm you're fine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

They were mahoosive
He also had the batman logo tattooed on the inside of his lip so meh
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

That sounds more like a roll of sellotape than a normal tunnel.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm no expert, but you might want to start with more general stuff like "Do you come here often?"
As I fear that some men may be slightly intimidated by such direct and personal questioning, thus reducing the chances of you finding the happiness you deserve.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)