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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Since I'm now resigned to leading a life of celibacy, I'm thinking of stretching my earlobes again.
10 B3ta points to the person who has the best/funniest reason why I shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:54, 202 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Because it'll look shit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
I was expecting some twerp to say that.
Hardly worth 10 points is it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Well next time caveat the 'it'll look shit'
answer as being worth 'nil points'

If I knew you, I'd make some comment about stretched earlobes and droopy tits. But I don't, so I can't.

I'm destined for a life on zero points.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
You said it Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Meh
You are supposed to say *there there*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I thought that just applied to me.
Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
And me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I will remember for next time.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

aviscogitations.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/padlock.png
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
There's probably somebody out there already that's decided to adorn themselves with a padlock.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
yeah didn't that sid vicious guy wear a padlock round his neck?
I think it's staple punk uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Yes 'that Sid Vicious guy' did.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
because when you fall asleep in bus stops
tramps will try and put their willy in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
How about reasons why you should?
So your boobs will never be the saggiest part of your body
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Horray!
I never thought of that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I kinda want to restretch my ears
But I've lost my stretching bar. And I am horrifically impatient
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Well when I've done my ears, you can have mine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I'll add them to my shrine
I mean... thanks
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Small children will view them
as an acceptable way to pull themselves up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
and men will use them as handles
when they're doing her from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
No sex now remember.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
you say that
but you'll be proved wrong. Stretchy earlobes are sure to be irresistible
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I'm probably the only person
Who finds the stretchy-lughole look awful.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
No
You're not.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
You dislike too?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I don't like piercings or tattoos
or that sort of thing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
It doesn't work for me either
I've yet to see a tattoo that doesn't look shit after 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
that might be because tattoos were shit 20 years ago?
I don't have any, but would like one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Are they much better these days?
Definition and colours look shit on 'old' tatts - have they sorted that now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I don't know
I was speculating. It's possible.

I'd only want one in black I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Or, off-black more greeny in colour
20 years later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
that's the danger
just have to have it redone I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hurts like a bitch to have a tattoo redone (going over scar tissue, I guess), and fades much quicker than the first time. I had my red heart done twice: 1992 and 1996, and now I just leave it.
(jajwhite, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
*walks away dejectedly, hands in pocket, kicking pebble*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
*pats on back*
Now, now, there's always laser surgery...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I couldn't fancy it myself
but then I'm not especially 'alternative'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I'm not alternative.
I just like peircings and tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
it wasn't an insult :)
The look can be good, I'm just saying I know well enough that if I ever got a piercing/tattoo/craxy hair that I would look well and truly stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
There is being 'alternative'
And then there is stretchy-lugs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Well they never were when I had them previously.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Because when you take the spacers out, then your earlobes will look all dried and wrinkly and wrong.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Because everytime you post,
I'll think of this:

Edit: Apologies for the sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
thanks for that
I'm not sure how to explain that to my boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Me either
Well done numbnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
It's hardly worth NSFW.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
He's still going to be curious as to why I'm looking at naked tribespeople
I love that parrot though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
Tell him your interested in anthropology.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I hope they don't check my google searches
I searched for countries that don't have an extradition policy with the UK earlier. I was curious!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
It's gone now.
I must learn to do the linky thing properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

All you need to do is change the img src="" to a href="" that'll change it to a link, then after your more than symbol, you simply need to add Whatever you want the link to say followed by /a inside the less/more than brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Cheers AA
I'll pracice at some quieter period.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Also known as
[a href="linklinky"]wordywordy[/a], but with the pointy html brackets, obv.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
That would have been far easier, wouldn't it?
Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
I am a genius.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
it's worth a link rather than embedding it into the thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Is this a good enough reason?
Warning: Fairly NSFW if your boss doesn't like blood
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
why the fuck did you show me that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Well, I thought it only fair for BGB to be aware of what can happen if she stretches her ears badly

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
Pfft! like I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Oh I know you do, but the fact I can claim it's educational, but get to freak people out at the same time is a bonus in my book!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I won't go that large.
Only 11mm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
you can keep a spare fag in them :D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Well
that's one way to get the padlock out.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
do it!
i'm thinking about a plug in one of mine. i don't wanna go over 10mm though, it's kinda dependent on the individual but generally, over 10mm means if you ever want to take the piercings out, you end up with somethign that looks like a misplaced anus. with eczema. on your ear.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I went up to 11mm previously.
I've had them out for a couple of years and they're fine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I had mine at 10mm and they are back to "normal" now

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
We must do it.
I'm going to start tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Just don't
You'll look like a try-hard granny, most unseemly
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I don't exactly wear a twinset and pearls you know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
One female equivalent of Peter Stringfellow it is then

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Or a mullett.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Like yer, he is tryin to be all yooth
that ship has sailed my internet friend
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I don't date younger men or dress like mutton dressed as lamb.
I just like peircings and tattoos.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
+ and cock

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Fair do's
but as people get older fading tats being immersed in ever growing folds of sagging flesh ain't nice
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
When I'm that old I won't give a fuck.
I'll be too busy wetting myself and forgetting people's names.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

When I'm Now
won't don't
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
That said Charles Manson still looks the business
the Moaty of his time
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

a n
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
That too

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
You were mentioned earlier as a scary mean troll.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
*basks*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Undeserved though

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I like your name

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Another reason also
is your ears will be more vulnerable to strong winds should you ever take the stretcher-thing out
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
though I imagine a plus point
must be that the bigger they go, the more arcane and obscure things you could put in. Minature radios, little clocks, lockets etc
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
CHICKENS!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
They may be useful though
If you're ironing shirts and need somewhere to hang them up afterwards. The ear holes would be ideal hooks for the coathangers.

I may write to Viz with this...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I'm a fence sitter.
For: because Time Tunnels only come in larger sizes.

Against: Because if you've stretched them before they'll be full of scar tissue and more likely to burst and bleed all down your shoulder while you're wearing a white shirt and are at a party and you'll have to spend the whole night with a towel clamped to the side of your head and people ignoring you cause you're covered in blood but you can't leave even though it's embarrassing because your drunk girlfriend is flirting with someone who plays guitar and won't leave. Or maybe that's just me.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Hey hey
How's the job hunting going?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

don't, rory, he's a really sensitive little prick
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Hahah not like you.
You can take any amount of ribbing, you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Good gravy there's some serious irony going on here
you corrected my seplling, I corrected yours for a bit, you and all your mates got upset, sadcase.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
'Good gravy'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
yeah, it's a perfectly acceptable regional variation of 'self important nob-end who thinks its cool to correct people's spelling mistakes
online'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
You spelt spelling wrong up there
was that part of the joke?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I'm doing loads of them deliberately now, going out of my way to make as many spelling and grammatical errors as possible

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
your going to anger alot of people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
this has been my most entertaining day on B3ta so far
EDIT and actually, it's 'a lot', but alot is an perfectly acceptable regional variation
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Can I make a guess as to your age?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
gopher it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Fourteen?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
you're about 20 years out, but I like your spirit

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
34?
Then do you reside in a home where you need someone to unlock the door before you can go out?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)
35, and I reside in a lovely home with my lovely wife and our two cats, Buffy and Charlie
and a third cat is currently trying to invade, I've named him Trevor, but nobody seems to like it.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Somehow this just makes it all the more disappointing.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
It's a fucking good joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
you mean
"Its, a fucking good joke.'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Are you still being paid £1,100 a day to not get out of bed

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I've never seen a more obvious setup for a 'your mum' joke...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
your mum must be so disappointed that you grew up to be such an unemployable little prick

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Yes, dear.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I assume that most things are a bit dear for you now that you're unemployed

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
You are stretching further than BGB's ears will ever go.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Your money probably doesn't stretch very far because you're dole

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
So you do your mum on all your regular days off ?
Sad times, you need a job, and soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Yes, dear.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
dude ignore them
it's just dull they're not even good at trolling
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
practise makes prefect

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That was the philosophy I used when molesting your daughter Bert
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
did you just out yourself as a NONCE on the internet?
I mean, I heard that Bobbythe Seahorse was a nonce, but you never want the rumours to be true
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Depends on your definition of nonce.
I prefer sexy raper
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
you just said that you molested somebody's daughter, how old are we talking here?
I mean, I definitely don't want to say that BobbyTheSeahorse molests children
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I thought you were the ambassador for not taking things seriously on the internet?
Are you admitting you're a fibber?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I'm not taking anything seriously here, BobbyTheSeahorse
but you did just say that you molested somebody's daughter,a nd while I'm sure taht the investigation was dropped and you were cleared of all charges, there may well still be rumours flying around that BobbyTheSeahorse is a nonce
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
internet rumours
how would someone cope with that level of pressure?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I don't know BobbyTheSeahorse, I'm just glad thy dropped the charges

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I think I'm bored of you too
I'll wait til someone announces the big reveal.

Bye Bert.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Bye Bobby, glad you aren't a convicted nonce

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Daughter, sister,
whatever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Ah man, a white knight has arrived just in the nick of time !
I hope he puts out for you, and aint just a cock tease
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Dude I'm black don't be racist

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
A white seaknight
riding a seahorse and jousting with seadragons.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
With my massive coral lance

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
The seaprincesses must love you.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
You can't afford to go to sea world because you haven't got the money
but you've got the time, though. Maybe they do vouchers
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
You two are quite dull
I can see the mutual attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
This place is set to become shitter than ever with you two beakering for attention

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
The cunt is dead long live the cunt eh

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Hey man, this is an internet community here
There's no need for the harsh swares
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I'm bored of you now *click*

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Oh dear, someone's upset today
online
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
would you do it with a massive prick?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Like you, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)
no, I mean your ears, would you need a massive prick to make the hole?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
I know what you meant.
*rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I don't want to fuck your ears, thanks love, I'm just not into that

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
No, I'm not into them either, you're into some freaky shit, lady

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
WTF!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
when you take them out
you will have prolapsed anuses for ears
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Better that than an actual prolapsed anus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
(cf Darth Foxtrot)

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
deffo
my mate took his out a few years ago still looks shit now.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
He took out his prolapsed anus?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
ha
his ear tunnels you freak . When drunk we prod them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
With your cock?
(sorry for a post from the 'standard book of responses).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
You probably could fit a cock in there
someone should try this
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
How big did he go?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I don't know in mil
but 2 times bigger than a 2 pound coin maybe slightly larger.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Well that's the problem when you go quite big.
If you stay around 10mm you're fine.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
They were mahoosive
He also had the batman logo tattooed on the inside of his lip so meh
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
That sounds more like a roll of sellotape than a normal tunnel.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I'm no expert, but you might want to start with more general stuff like "Do you come here often?"
As I fear that some men may be slightly intimidated by such direct and personal questioning, thus reducing the chances of you finding the happiness you deserve.
(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Because an obscure American church of 50 people might decide to set your ears on fire

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Nonsense.
Her ears won't be holy enough.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
To mark 9mm/11mm

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Because....
You might go too far and end up on Britain's Got Talent, swinging a dustbin from them.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
this made me laugh lots
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q

It's a pissed squirrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
poor little bugger
I still love the surprised kitty video on youtube I watch it at least twice a day
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Dramatic Prairie Dog still gets me

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
That's what I get like :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Pffft.
www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DizzujN_wMOE
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Why not get a plate in your lower lip and be done with it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Monty in "I don't like this" shocker

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
hahaha
Do you think there should be a new link on the message boards?

Ignore - Reply - I like this! (and) - Monty (for all that is shit)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Are you saying I'm shit?
WELL ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
No Sir.
I was just suggesting that there was a 'down with this sort of thing' button named after you.

(well, when you shout at me, I do think you're a bit shit, yes).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I see.
What you mean is a 'FUCKING SHIT' button.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)
And when you push it, it should make your computer shout random swears at you.
Maybe ones from that old Buffy Swearing Keyboard...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Yeah.
How about a button that says.

'I AGREE WITH MONTY, THIS IS FUCKING SHIT'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
That would do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
yeah

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Fuck no, you don't want Sting turning up and recording a charity single for you.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
That would make
eating your dinner so much quicker too!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I wouldn't be able to give my nephew a kiss goodnight.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Snagging
Plus if you pass out drunk somewhere someone might loop rope through them and tie you to a tree.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
i don't get the connection with the stretchy earlobes and the celibacy?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Mid life crisis?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I took them out as I figured guys my age won't be into that sort of thing.
Now it doesn't matter.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I suspect the former may have contributed to the latter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
It didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
I'm of the
do "what the fuck you want" type club. If people dont like, tough shit. Do it if you want to, bollocks to anyone else....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
DO IT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I WILL!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
199 replies
to fucking sort that out - sheesh! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
200
I'd already decided to anyway : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

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