i didn't at 19!
the raddled cynicism comes with vastly advanced years. life is too short to waste it on a loser.

they don't need to know where the tipping points are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It tends to be I like them and they don't like me
so really, I'd be doing everyone a favour.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

if they don't like you
that is totally their loss. cliche but things are only ever cliches because they are true.

god i sound like a fortune cookie. ignore me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

^ this is right
cliches are called truisms for a reason. If they don't like you, there are plenty of people who will love you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Like you? <3 <3 <3

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

You won't know what's hit you haha
but seriously there's loads of people out there. It's a matter of being in the right place/ right time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

:D
Oh man, tits. So much tits.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

so much love in the room
I think I might do a little cry.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Aww thanks
I guess I'm going to have to continue to be patient.
You can't huurry love -motowns-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

basically
if they are not sufficiently into you, fuck them off. there are plenty of guys out there. hence the three strikes motto!

heinous crimes that = strikes include: cheating (obviously), not paying for dinner on the first date, forgetting Very Important Facts like birthdays, parents' names etc, belching/farting, non-matching socks, sharing toothbrushes or cutlery, not calling when they say they will... the list IS pretty endless now i come to think of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Not ever taking me out on a date, calling me fat
and not talking to me for months on end?

He really should be being stretchered out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

he should die
a slow painful death involving fire on the balls or cancer on the cock or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

But it'll be such a waste :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Sometimes you have to break eggs
to make an omlette
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

Trust is like a mirror, Gaga.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

nooooo
he deserves it, clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

surely the sock thing isn't a deal breaker
I never wear matching socks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

It's a total faux pas
Like novelty ties or cufflinks with a single cuffed shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

bobby
my learned friend is right.

if you are too idle (and life IS too short) to pair your socks, do what my brother does... only ever buy identical pairs of black socks. job done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

M'am, I would like to raise a formal objection to your description of me as 'right'.
Today, about 3pm, I had the ghastly realisation that I was wearing a tie darker than my shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

shocking

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

Man I have lot to learn it seems
What about socks that have the same pattern but different colours?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I thought that would get me funky points
but apparently not. I will reevaluate my sock drawer. After I remove the massive drugs and gentlemans special interest material.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I'm 28 and single
of course I'm a pervert.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

single?
*autoflash*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

*autoflash?*
is that code for sexy time?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I think it's a warning light

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

could have been a command
I have a mac somewhere
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)

tits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I prefer bums but whatever who can be choosy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)

i refer to the 28 and single
on this point...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Neither do I!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

to get you a little excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

AAAARGH :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

:0D

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)