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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Woo
Jim Jones Revue are playing in Exeter at the end of September for a mere £6!

Thanks for listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:30, 204 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
WHO?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)
WHO?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
WHO?
Promises, promises, crumble like dust.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
is that a line from one of their songs or something??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Beautiful South.
A Little Time. I fucking hate that band, and hate myself for recognising a line from one of their songs. I'm away to chew my own tongue out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Um DG, I am no Beautiful South fan
But I was not quotifying them, even though the lyric is 'turns' to dust, not crumbles.

I ain't got no love for hos.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
You're right.
The fact that I just remembered the proper lyric whilst I was having a piss means that I am now going to chop my own cock off for having the audicity to ruin a perfectly pleasant moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
i like some of their stuff
36D was ok
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I always thought it was amazing that their singer also had time to play Ron Dixon in Brookside.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
and i think it's amazing
that you dare to talk to me having admitted to watching "brookside".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Calm down, calm down
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
where is roota these days?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
scotland
back soon hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
That sounded stern.
Brookside was on when I was 15 and staying with my sister. IT WAS FORCED ON ME.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
stern
and wholehearted
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
I liked the stern

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
let me guess
it goes with the knee high socks?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Very very much so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
you can borrow them if you like!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)
OMG!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
they are black
with tiny little card symbols on them, hearts, spades etc. and a cheeky pink bow at the top. interested?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)
Very very much so

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
if your feet
are size 4-8 you are welcome to share my stockings!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Much like Beth Jordache's Dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I have no idea
*suavely shrugs*

I was referring to your fashionably late arrival.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)
there is a lot of suaveness around this evening
i was on the phone to about 15 different friends catching up, hence the fashionable lateness. what have i missed?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Next to nothing, although I did just break into some patois on Facebook.
So...how you doing?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
good
i have the most random flavour of crisps in the world (keralan king prawn with coconut) and "family guy" and AMBERL and you and davros and lampito and vipros... it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Pleased to hear it, O legal dudette.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
go on then, dazzle us with your patois

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Now I come fi mash up dem internets!
Murderation!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
weeeeell
i never heard anyone in the caribbean talk quite like that (dat). but i am off to jamaica for christmas. i will research it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Legalese patois?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
this patois is embarrassing in its want of specificity
innit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Lament :(
the crisps sound good though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:06, Reply)
ninja edit!
the crisps are very random (the breed is "hairy biker"), got them from waitrose, they had all sorts of flavours, like proscuttio (spelling) and red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Specialness!
And I'll look out for them. Sadly there is no Waitrose where I live in England. Shocking state of affairs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
oh noes
well if i can make the bash i faithfully promise to bring random crisps for all!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
You are a Manchester girl in the big bad south, are you not?
I may have remembered this wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
wilmslow
so nearly right!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Ahhh I see
I have friends who live there too, used to be there quite a bit. I'm Stockport myself :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
i went to sgs!
about 100 years ago. going to see a psychic in heaton chapel on saturday too...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Ah I live just down the road from there- near the Savoy if you know that?
I went to WGS... thus I'm mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
i do indeed
small small world!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Who?
(Good for you, but at 11.50 not good for me too)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
WOO
WHO?
I NEED A POO
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
I beg your pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Pah, that's nowt.
Admission to my October bash is totally free.



Granted the travel and accommodation may be a hidden extra but hey, it's a small price to pay for meeting my missus
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
Who needs accommodation?
It's what the streets are for surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Well, this is true.
Plus, TGB will be there and her cavernous vagina would accommodate a small town. It's like a field at Glastonbury. Slightly damp and full of hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
fantastic
I shall be nice to her and then beg for shelter
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)
...I thought we were going to braid each other's hair and talk about BOYS!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
we are of course
we're just going to shift the venue to TGB's interior :D
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
boys fucking suck
don't waste your breath on those little shits!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)
That's it, Ms Swipe, release the rage.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)
well come on
they do!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:06, Reply)
SEXISM ON THE INTERNET!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)
nah. all the same.
A L L. T H E. S A M E.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
The correct response is actually "what's wrong with being sexy?"

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
yeah but
i don't need to ask, do i?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
You're a natural.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
you're not the first to comment on THAT.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
*blushes suavely*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
that is something of an oxymoron
unless you are just faking the blushing, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Faking of course
I am the master of suavitude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
thought so
men are not very good at faking it, as a rule.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
It's more likely to get discovered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
well yes
that's because women take more notice of these things, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Boy/s are making me miserable at the moment
It's not all their fault though, having taste and shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
pffffffffffffffft
never let a man upset you. they get three strikes, then they are out!

of course, they never know when they are on strike two.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahaha
oh man, I don't have that kind of conviction.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
i didn't at 19!
the raddled cynicism comes with vastly advanced years. life is too short to waste it on a loser.

they don't need to know where the tipping points are!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
It tends to be I like them and they don't like me
so really, I'd be doing everyone a favour.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
if they don't like you
that is totally their loss. cliche but things are only ever cliches because they are true.

god i sound like a fortune cookie. ignore me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
^ this is right
cliches are called truisms for a reason. If they don't like you, there are plenty of people who will love you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Like you? <3 <3 <3

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
You won't know what's hit you haha
but seriously there's loads of people out there. It's a matter of being in the right place/ right time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
:D
Oh man, tits. So much tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)
so much love in the room
I think I might do a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Aww thanks
I guess I'm going to have to continue to be patient.
You can't huurry love -motowns-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
basically
if they are not sufficiently into you, fuck them off. there are plenty of guys out there. hence the three strikes motto!

heinous crimes that = strikes include: cheating (obviously), not paying for dinner on the first date, forgetting Very Important Facts like birthdays, parents' names etc, belching/farting, non-matching socks, sharing toothbrushes or cutlery, not calling when they say they will... the list IS pretty endless now i come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Not ever taking me out on a date, calling me fat
and not talking to me for months on end?

He really should be being stretchered out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
he should die
a slow painful death involving fire on the balls or cancer on the cock or something
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)
But it'll be such a waste :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)
Sometimes you have to break eggs
to make an omlette
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Trust is like a mirror, Gaga.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
nooooo
he deserves it, clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
surely the sock thing isn't a deal breaker
I never wear matching socks
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
It's a total faux pas
Like novelty ties or cufflinks with a single cuffed shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)
bobby
my learned friend is right.

if you are too idle (and life IS too short) to pair your socks, do what my brother does... only ever buy identical pairs of black socks. job done.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
M'am, I would like to raise a formal objection to your description of me as 'right'.
Today, about 3pm, I had the ghastly realisation that I was wearing a tie darker than my shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
shocking

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Man I have lot to learn it seems
What about socks that have the same pattern but different colours?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)
nooooooooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I thought that would get me funky points
but apparently not. I will reevaluate my sock drawer. After I remove the massive drugs and gentlemans special interest material.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
pervert

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I'm 28 and single
of course I'm a pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
single?
*autoflash*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
*autoflash?*
is that code for sexy time?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)
I think it's a warning light

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)
could have been a command
I have a mac somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)
tits

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)
I prefer bums but whatever who can be choosy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)
i refer to the 28 and single
on this point...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Neither do I!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
to get you a little excited
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMruFHTwrY
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)
AAAARGH :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
:0D

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Well I'm going to buy a corset from Kitty
and make myself look uncommonly large. Hopefully my gravity field will pull in the unsuspecting
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Oh, I may wear mine again.
It's very good for posture you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
I think it's a soft one
so probably not the best for posture. But they do look so pretty. I have no idea where I'd wear it, but I just want it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I love the harlequin stockings she has.
And the harlequin corset.

OH SO MUCH WANT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
i have some great knee high socks
that i got from ann summers the other day which are the most innocently filthy things you've ever seen in your life. highly recommended.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
These I must see

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
they have matching pants too
and a corset top thing.

i am contemplating wearing mine to work tomorrow with a black flippy skirt and shiny lace up shoes as i have a meeting with the obscenely hot boy who babysits my car when i go away. but somehow i think my boss would very probably send me home to change. pinstriped trousers it is. i hate my job!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Blimey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)
i am kidding
i would never be able to wear that to work. i picked the wrong profession to have a personality.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
damn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)
sorry false advertising
!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I intend to sue
I'll see you in court.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
fine
i'll wear the socks (as gloves)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I like this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
i think i might just have to
buy you a pair of your very own.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
As much as I am grateful for the thought behind the gift, they wouldn't be the same without you I'm afraid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)
if you have hairy legs
i agree maybe i should model them myself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
It's a deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
or you could just wax?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)
A solution has been found.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)
gun metal grey with scarlet ribbon
I might just wear with black jeans, or black silk skirt/black tights
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Oh sexy sexy.
I've got the forest green one from WKD. Beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
ooh forest green, sexy
I was worried Kitty wouldn't have made one in my size before, because of the top heaviness, but apparantly she's made one for someone with a 50" waist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
does that count as a waist?
a waste, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
haha!
Pretty much. That is rather massive
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)
My waste bin's slimmer than that for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
I prefer the HARD ONES
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
Oh I bet you do
How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Fine 'n' dandy m'love
You seem like you're doing ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Yes I am!
Settled nicely into my home for the next 10 months now, passed into second year, not too shabby at all.

Hope all is well with you two, will be lovely to see you both again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
My bash will be awesome
and hopefully not afflicted by tube strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
I'm very excited
and you are first in the long line of people I owe drinks to/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
Ah, get away.
We'll bring purple boot polish just in case. No one need ever know...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
I may as well wear purple shoes
OR STICK TO GIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)
this made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
Me too
heeheehee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
I am amused that as I type this
you are in recommended friends on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Is she now?
*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
I'm not plotting at all
nope. Not in the least
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I'll bet...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
I realise that came out
slightly creepier than I intended it to!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
no denials here right now
are you bashing it up in October?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
i am thinking of going on holiday in october
when be the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Friday 22nd Oct
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22170

Where are you thinking of going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
possibly the week before
so that could work, definitely. interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
You know you want
to meet strangers from the internet and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

Where are you thinking of going on holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
either to stay with some friends in new york
or my dad has membership of this holiday club thing that has apartments all over europe, so maybe madeira or tuscany or somewhere depending on where would still be hot, as that would be free.

i'd prefer new york but my friend jane is a bit cash-strapped, so will depend more on her.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
New York would be great
but somewhere warm has its merits
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
aye
this be my dilemma. gash!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Again, TGB's vagina...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
that's not warm
don't you know how difficult it is to heat big spaces :D ?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
stop being mean
about the future Mrs Seahorse. The woman is a saint!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)
I reckon you'd take her name
and become BobbytheBadger
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
sounds a bit echoey
you could hear all sorts of unsavoury shit from the other side of the "room".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

hear smell
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
ha that's not quite what i meant...
.... i was thinking about echoing conversations/activities that go on in tents at festivals.

but yours makes sense too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)
I should imagine they would both work together in unison...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
rank!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
My work here is done, M'Lud.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
m'LADY
get the fuck out of my courtroom!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
OBJECTION! THE JUDGE IS ATTEMPTING TO NOBBLE THE JURY!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
too late
i just did you for contempt of court.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
This is an outrage!
Never stop fighting 'till the fight is done!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

BLE
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

N G
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)
I booked my honeymoon a week later than planned jut to come to your bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
BA-ZING!
Back in a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Hang on
Do honeymoons not traditionally happen just after a wedding?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Traditionally, yes.
But then, we didn't have any money. So this is a honeymoon/1st anniversary present.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Good stuff
I very much approve. When is DG's bash?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
22nd Oct, I think...
Did you get that job in London?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
^ this ^
?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Still waiting to hear
Should have heard by not, so starting to think it's not gone my way, which is annoying. Any news after yesterday?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Well, fingers crossed, buddy.
Not yet, hopefully the next day or two...
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Fingers crossed here too
Crossed eyes was proving too hard. I may have spent a long time yesterday playing with the Google logo and waiting for my phone to ring.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
fingers but not legs.....
*smooshes*
*winks*
Howya doin' Tighters? x
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)
not good enough
make it more wales-y
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)

evening all what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:11, Reply)
see above you lazy beast

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
am reading now you sultry solicitor

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
oooh i like that
sultry solicitor, it's a total oxymoron, like sexy pensioner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)
not if you're Wayne Rooney

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
fuck
good point. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)
On the plus side
my example means that it is perfectly possible that in the same universe that sexy pensioners exist, so do sultry lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Joanna Lumley, Sean Connery,
Dolly Parton
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)
plus he is a moron
and looks like an ox.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
rich though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
Yeah but all he spends it on is chew toys, baby wipes and hookers.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
humph
find me a man who doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Chompy
he spends it on rohypnol, lime, shovels and rope.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:59, Reply)
er, wrong. i said,
"find me a MAN".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)
I stand corrected
orthapedic shoes
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)
better

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)
right I'm going to bed
night you lot. x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
I was going to post this
But I thought, Naah, I'll just tell Vipros, nobody else will care.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

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