No just been busy and in a really good mood lately.
Am going out with a brunette at the weekend. Fucking mental mate. How's things in grumpy ville?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Fucking average! :-)
Where you taking this brunette on the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

'up the shitter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Proper LOL from me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

then back in the mouth to finish off

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've seen that in a video.
The woman in the film said she loved doing that. But I reckon she was being paid to say/do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

put it this way would you stick a pop ice up your arse
then lick it clean...........
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

No.
But I would bite into it and crunch it up. I use Sensodyne.

Mr Freeze? Meet Mr DogFucker and his ring of pleasure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I bite ice creams. Freaks people out.
I see your sensodyne and raise you CORSODYLL
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I take your Corsodyll
And re-raise you a Rohypnol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I fold
and am subsequently raped I imagine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ha
Flicks then pub. I'm classy me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

The cinema is a gash shout
Taking a Doris out for the night, stick her in a dark room and don't speak to her for 2 hours?

Go for a meal and a few drinks, far more enjoyable. Unless she mings to the highest mong and you don't want to be seen with her?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

she is a geek like me so she really wants to see
Scott Pilgrim. She is a mate of a mate who set us up. I have met her at parties and she seems pretty cool. You can't take girls out for meals when you have a beard, too much risk of a clinger on the moustache.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

She sounds like a cider and black sort of girl.
That is a worry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

snakebite = binned
I know she drinks that bacardi mojito stuff as last party she was at she was caning it.

edit - I hadn't been invited I was watching at the window masturbating furiously
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Are you going to give her the acid test
seeing how many nerd jokes she gets in Scott Pilgrim?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Monty might be able to help with getting the acid for the test.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Well it's my second watch so I'll be watching to see where she laughs.
I hope it goes well, I need someone to look after me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

For the love of all God
don't say that to her. She will run a fucking mile. Nobody wants to look after someone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I was joking Amberl
I am a responsible adult.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)