'High Horse' by Jim Jones Revue - literally all. the. time.
Alt. something light and healthy - as I have a 'lady friend' coming to dinner and have a blockbuster 4 course meal with grotesque amounts of boozes and doogies ahead of me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:20, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hope you scrubbed and rinsed your bellend

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I thought they only rented out videos.
I never knew they did food as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

1/10 - and I'm being generous

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It wasn't that bad?
Was it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Arguing with the referee, eh?
*reaches for top pocket*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

put the whip away Monty
'chastisement' is not necessary
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Thank you.
He worries me you know, what with his rages.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You know Jeff, what happened ...
it's not your fault.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I feel a bit responsible though.
What with me going out, wearing short skirts and low-cut tops.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You old dawg you!
Let's hope this one isn't mental-mental-chicken-oriental
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Mmmm
Blockbuster meal? I want to imagine that you give that name to some take away food that you eat while watching a film, rather than food prepared by Blockbusters.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I mean
a culinary extravanganza, lovingly prepared by my own fair hand.

No takeways, no films and no DVD rental companies involved at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Ok
That's better. I thought you were going to be eating 4 buckets of popcorn.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

great song
sounds like a pleasant evening

is the ladyfriend Crowsephine?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Fortunately not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)