and you could refer to things costing an arm and a leg

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And recreate classic Peter Cook and Dudley Moore sketches.
"I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

"you are deficient in the leg department to the tune of one"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

"Yes, it's inadequate, Mr. Spigott. And, to my mind, the British public is not ready for the sight of a one-legged ape-man swinging through the jungly tendrils."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Random
/Armstrong and Miller
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

"...you, a unidexter"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Unitard.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

and point to your arm
and say 'but I got for half price'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

And if people say... 'How awful, you've lost your arm'
You can say, 'It's worse than that, I lost my watch too'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

and if they look worried
you can tell them 'don't worry, I'm 'armless.'

/Dadjoke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

The best of all the jokes
are Dad jokes.

'I've got a protective cover for my new false hand'
'How does it fit?'
'Like a glove!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)