I think you sounded quite posh when I spoke to you, but I've been surrounded by Northern oafs almost all my life
Southerners tell me I have a Lancashire twang, which is pretty upsetting. I think I've picked up northern phrases rather than the accent, I say "aye" a lot and "well" instead of "very".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I may have to reconsider things...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

sorry, I'll have elocution lessons
until I speak well better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Oh I say well.
And innit.

People find it hard to understand I've lived in Manchester all my life :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I should have a northern accent really since I left the south when I was 5 so hadn't really learned to speak properly
but my mum and dad both speak the Queen's English, i.e. properly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Same, I was brought up to speak Queen's English
But I do alternate between 'bath' and 'barth'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I say a kind of fusion
it's not "baff" and not "barrrrph" It's just "bath"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I hate people who say 'everyfink' and 'bockle'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

ARGH
I twitch when I hear people say this. Or 'digickal'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

BOCKLE
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHHYYYYYY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)