Ok, so I just looked around the office
Everyone's busy, so did a little chairdance.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

YAY
:D

I said the jaykay thing the other day and then realised you were the only one who would get it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

And you felt dirty for thinking about me, I know
I missed you too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'll have to cardance by myself next week :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Serves you right for going there Thursday
I can't take the Friday off, so will be leaving work at 3:30pm. I'll be car dancing, although it will feel lonely and sad.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I have thursday off too
I may go get my hair cut
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Do it.
I like that thing you did with it that one time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

You get to see my sexy boots too
(see how I am pretending you'll make it)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Woo and yay
Although I'm upset you didn't fall for my setup.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

When I had ridiculous lesbian hair in edinburgh?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

No, because I also prefer it when you hadn't straightened it and it was all curly and you sulked.
In my head, the exchange went
Me: I like that thing you did with it that one time.
You: What thing, what time?
Me: That one time you styled it.
*highfives all 'round*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

OOOH INJOKES
fuck you both.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Fuck off to your injoke yacht, with your injoke lover then
YEAH!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Can I be the first to shout
CLIQUE! ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

shut up or I'll get the clique on you.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

whatever LAK

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Shut it you, The Giant Bevadged

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

that's neither a clique nor an in-joke
real feelings people. REAL FEELINGS
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

They just don't understand our love do they?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I saw some cracking yachts on holiday
What are you after, traditional sailing boat, or sleek wave-slicing techno yacht?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

oyster 66

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

I'm amazed
Astonished, even, with the swiftness and precision of your reply.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I can actually sail
and have a reasonably wide knowledge of yachts

it serves no purpose other than to astonish the unsuspecting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)

*reciprocates*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

why would they?
they are all cold, soulless, loveless husks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Poem for you
you do realise that thanks to TGB
confess your love for Kitty,
and for the price of one get three
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I don't understand your poem

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I'm going to put it at the bottom of the page
so it has actual linebreaks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)