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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Drop 20p in front of her
and when she bends over to pick it up, nonchalantly slip your dick into her mouth.

Saves a lot of tedious small talk.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
That will just exacerbate the 'small' talk, I fear.

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)
is it not big enough to fill her mouth, then?

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
I'm hoping for a good night's 'nostrilling'

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
see if you can get her to actually suck a golf ball through a garden hose

(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)
At least you won't be able
to make out the precise terms she uses.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
the mouth has teeth though
teeth + knob + surprise = unsatisfactory conclusion
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Grab the throat
Natural reflex will be to gasp for air, opening the mouth and releasing the scarred helmet.

I've probably thought about this too much...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)
you never know when that might come in handy
I will file that away under survival tips
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)
She'll be overcome
by the romance of the situation.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

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