I think it's the only reason I can be smug here.
To know I'm getting sex, more often than you young, good looking people.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Only because Mark is leaving miles away
Otherwise, I'm sure I would beat you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Sex Wars!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I'm sure you are already, I only see my GF on the weekends too.
I was comparing myself with those who get less than that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

That's a sure win, eh?
You have more sex than those who get less sex than you. Brilliant!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

I think so.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I see my wife every night.
But I really enjoy Christmas and my birthday.
Whether I want to or not.
I have to I suppose.
With my back.
At my age.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Married people don't count, they have to have sex.
God tells them to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I thought getting married
was a sure way to reduce your sexual activity?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I wouldn't know.
I'm sure it would tail off eventually though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Don't you believe it.
The bitches STILL pester you for it after you're married.
Pipe and slippers my arse.
Twice a year, I tell you.
It's just too much for a chap to bear.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oh and a quick joke.
Q. How do you get a beatiful woman to stop giving you blow-jobs?
A. Marry the bitch.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Sexist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

The alternative answer is stop paying her.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

There are gentler ways of doing it
safe for the 3rd age people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)