I see my wife every night.
But I really enjoy Christmas and my birthday.
Whether I want to or not.
I have to I suppose.
With my back.
At my age.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Married people don't count, they have to have sex.
God tells them to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

I thought getting married
was a sure way to reduce your sexual activity?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I wouldn't know.
I'm sure it would tail off eventually though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

Don't you believe it.
The bitches STILL pester you for it after you're married.
Pipe and slippers my arse.
Twice a year, I tell you.
It's just too much for a chap to bear.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Oh and a quick joke.
Q. How do you get a beatiful woman to stop giving you blow-jobs?
A. Marry the bitch.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Sexist.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

The alternative answer is stop paying her.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

There are gentler ways of doing it
safe for the 3rd age people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)