Oh for fuck's sake!
I have meetings until late afternoon. Why couldn't you all save talking about Monty's wank fantasy sex life, and insulting the mentally ill twat until later?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it'll still be going on
don't worry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I have 5 accounts, V
5, I'm here 4 life
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Does that make you worry
about your mental state? cause let's be honest you're insane.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*sits in a vat of jelly beans with a rubber duck up his arse going 'wibble'*

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Why do you bother? Are you really that perverse that you actually enjoy being such a fool?
When did you last have a mental health evaluation? I think you're overdue another.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I really do, it's not the attention or the way everybody insults me though
it's causing minor inconvenience to people who are really far up their arses, it gets me off faster than a gazelle on one of those dildo sex machines
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Yup
'causing minor inconvenience' really is BRILLIANT, isn't it?

Have a good look at yourself you fucking helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It gets me wetter than an otter in a washing machine

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

honestly, posting links in the subject header was probabyl my favourite cat hater thing to do
because I knew it meant you'd have to copy/paste the URL, fucking sexy that was
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Get the fuck off this message board
for everyone's sake you tedious schmuck. Force yourself off it. Apply security settings so that you need a password to access b3ta and make that password too complicated to remember. We will all benefit; you most of all I reckon.
(Mr Big Stuff, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860598

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'm glad I'm on hols next week.
I need a break from this.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

room in a suitcase?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)