If Em were to be giving birth
I'd make sure I'd be no closer to her rupturing lady garden than, say, Cancun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd be outside
pacing up and down the corridor. Possibly with a pipe. I'm old-fashioned.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

As soon as my child's born
It's being thrown into a lion's cage. If it can't wrestle the lion to the ground and then strangle it with the umbilical cord, it's no child of mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Lab: Making Spartans look like pansies since, well, a jolly darn long time ago.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Love it!
Sig-ing it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

If I had the unfortunate bad luck to be giving birth
That's how close I'd want to be to my own lady garden as well.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)