Crying, masturbating and screaming the lords prayer because Bert doesn't love me
It hurts so much inside. It really does.

OR I could write up the last few cases I need for my portfolio to be complete and get obliterated for the rest of the weekend.

I would go for the beer option Al, weighing flour and water seems like a bit of an unnecessary faff when the machine should be able to work out that you want croissants to take to vipros
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:25, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Do them all
Write up your cases, get pissed, then start wanking and crying.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Catholic or CofE version?
It's important.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Catholic naturally
though wanking to 'thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forever and ever amen' has a certain ring to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Only if you finish on "amen"
and spaff all over a picture of the baby jebus.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

C of E
it's two lines longer so you get a more satisfying wank
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Catholic of course, anything else would be purgatory

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

The correct choice of the repressed masturbator.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Exactly the same becky
only I'm crying, screaming and masturbating because he doesn't like my jawline. It really hurt deep inside.

My sane alternative is going to Cork and buying some new boots
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I didn't say you were ugly, I think you're alright, the big chin doesn't put me off, your breasts are a good distraction

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I do love you, this is all a reaction to being spurned

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)