I found a taxidermied squirrel in our back yard.
Well, my dog found it, no clue from whence it came, it no longer has hands(paws?) Or a tail.

And there's a very large snapping turtle(about 44kg, 20lbs) that keeps crawling under the fence and scaring the dog. He keeps coming back and I keep chucking him in the pond down the road.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 18:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Try putting him in a metal can
and driving him at least five miles before letting him out. If he can walk back all that distance, he's no ordinary turtle.

I've relocated squirrels, and that was quite effective- especially after I sprayed them with paint to make sure they weren't coming back.
( Wanderer, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 19:02, Reply)