Because I'm ratarsed.
I've been to cricket for fuck's sake! I've had to put up with Pakistan taking ages over every innings. Of course I'm pissed - it's the only way you can get through a day.

Actually Pakistan were the better team today. Despite all the bad stuff they've been through they worked well, which is why I say that our win wasn't convincing. We didn't really deserve it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She should embrace the drunk bloke.
Seriously. If she can't see the brilliance in having a bloke that drunk, there is something wrong with her.

Does she not realise you've been on a cricketing Leo Sayer yet you STILL went back to her?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Well it's my house
It's probably a bit like The Shining for her, except instead of "Here's Johnny" I've been stomping about shouting "Bresnan Bresnan."

She's a Swansea City supporter. She should be quite used to this sort of stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)

Theres lovely for her!
Run her a bath. Women like baths.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)