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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So did you have a nice weekend?
Do owt fun? Burn any books?

My god Sunday nights are dull.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:16, 217 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright puppy molester, weekend good yeah, had first band practice with new guy on friday which was good I'm convinced we're the best band ever already. Standardly spent today getting stoned and now monging out watching Red Dwarf. What did you do? How did City get on?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)
I had a quiet one with a couple of pub visits.
City won their first game of the season on Saturday, so that was helpful.

Aside from that, I'm kicking back with a Blackthorn and, like you, I was just watching Red Dwarf (god bless channel 'Dave').
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I saw you made an appearance last night
I went out with a non ginger yesterday. Seeing her again on Thursday, could have potential. Will keep you updated. Arsenal are gonna win the prem. I can feel it in my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
Was I on here last night?
I don't recall that.

Thursday is a good 'date' night. If it goes well and you end up staying in a strange house, on in your own gaff and you end up staying up later than you would normally, you've only got to struggle through one day of work feeling like shit... But with the glow of 'recent action' to keep you amused at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)
yeah looks like you had a little chat with our Australian Poppet.
fucking hope so my son. She was much cooler than me and knew about football. Man Utd fan which is ridiculous but her old man is a season ticket holder so what can you do.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Cunt her in the fuck.
Whilst wearing a Stone Island jumper?

Either that, or avoid the subject of football altogether.

How cool is she?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
Paid for the cinema tickets whilst I went for a piss. And knew the barman in the pub we went too after
well enough for him to serve us straight away everytime. Good shoes too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
So she is an alkie.
But a stupid alkie with more money than sense. Thus the purchase of the cinema tickets whilst you emptied your catheter.

I can read wimmin like a book.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Drunk with cash
I can work with that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Sounds like a keeper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Sat in the West Stand at Headingley
Got roaring drunk and watched England beat Pakistan not very convincingly.

Still roaring drunk but it's starting to wear off. Banished to the spare room by irritable other half.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)
Winning 'not very convincingly' is part of the new plan isn't it?
If it was too obvious, someone would notice.

Why has your other half got a cob on?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Because I'm ratarsed.
I've been to cricket for fuck's sake! I've had to put up with Pakistan taking ages over every innings. Of course I'm pissed - it's the only way you can get through a day.

Actually Pakistan were the better team today. Despite all the bad stuff they've been through they worked well, which is why I say that our win wasn't convincing. We didn't really deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
She should embrace the drunk bloke.
Seriously. If she can't see the brilliance in having a bloke that drunk, there is something wrong with her.

Does she not realise you've been on a cricketing Leo Sayer yet you STILL went back to her?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Well it's my house
It's probably a bit like The Shining for her, except instead of "Here's Johnny" I've been stomping about shouting "Bresnan Bresnan."

She's a Swansea City supporter. She should be quite used to this sort of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Theres lovely for her!
Run her a bath. Women like baths.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
ive started watching bsg again
I'm now aware of how many people die in this. The first hour was all dies dies dies cylon dies dies cylon dies dies dies
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)
bsg? enjoy the F1, your boy crashed out first lap I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)
T'was a shit race.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
bsg?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)
battlestar galactica
And he did bobbity but button didn't win so I was happy about that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
Darth likes that crap
you should chat. Who won in the end?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)
Alonso.
I too, like my motor racing. Although I'm a bigger fan of the BTCC than I am the F1.

It used to have Accords in it, don't ya know!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
i prefer motogp

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Is that because they all wear leather?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

two wheels good, four wheels bad.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
yup
And you know there is like over taking and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
But motorbikes are gay?
You need a better reason to watch it than leather.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
youre gay

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
Would you like an apostrophe? I have some spare...
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

(I feel REALLY naughty for having done that)

Okay. Motorbikes aren't gay. They are well good and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)
im on my phone if it doesnt put one in i cant be assed

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Sorry.
It was wrong of me, and I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
BTCC?
I like the rally stuff as I find it more exciting and more skillful but I know fuck all about it. Am loving extreme rodeo on eurosport though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Alonso and don't tell me who I should talk to noob I made my own decisions on that a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Don't worry, he doesn't like slag vags
Only tight male ass.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
Noob? get to fuck!!
I didn't know there was a history.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)
was the "cylon" not a giant clue?
what a pair...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)
went to the footy yesterday, we should've won but only managed a point
Went to see Scott Pilgrim tonight which is awesome. Now sitting in a tiny tiny hotel room in Bloomsbury watching MotD2.

So not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)
I've now got MOTD2 on - Bir v Liverpool
Turn away now if you don't want to know the result.... (0-0)

What team do you support?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
great film isn't it. Working my way through the comics now
who do you support LIC?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)
are you two the same person?
I'm a West Brom fan. Always interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)
Baggies play good football got to respect that.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
I'm very confident this season
looks like we've got a much better defence and look more solid, without losing too much of the skill further forward.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)
I am convinced
We (Arsenal) will win the league
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
You are also on medication.
Strong medication.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
Boing Boing Baggies Baggies?
Yo-yo clubby clubby.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
You managed more than we fucking did.
Blackpool, for fuck's sake...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
You were in the same division last year!
And you spanked Villa.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
I know.
I watched the Villa match when I was on holiday; I couldn't believe it. I still think we'll stay up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)
Had an awesome weekend.
Went on a date on Friday which went very well and I'm seeing her again Wednesday.
Was out with mates last night, and chilled today and was in imperious form in goal playing five-a-side this evening, apart from letting in a trickler, Ben Foster-style.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)
everyone has dates but me :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)
I've told you I'll take you out

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Before or after cool non ginger girl?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
TGB
Do you have a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
yes
You keep away from her!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Oh... It's a bitch? :-(
What breed is it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/m/search?q=weimaraner&aq=f&oq=&aqi=g6-k0d0t0&fkt=8022&fsdt=17009&csll=-565005772%2C-571358717%2C144%2C_0HnOOXlmwtRO3ShEk4rxHYrjns&action=devloc<oken=252672c8
Too lazy to tidy that up
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I absolutely adore
Weimaraners.

(Hang on, with my login, that sounds wrong, but saying that, I don't really fuck dogs).

I always thought they were a bit 'stupid' though, and had a lot of health problem?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
theyre pretty smart.
As with all breeds they have problems mainly bloat where their stomachs try and rotate inside them :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
There are a suprising number of them that need to be rescued.
I can't get a dog at the moment, but a Wei would be top of my 'dog to get' list, should I be able to have a dog in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
i think they get bigger than a lot of people realuse

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I've had Greyhounds before, I like 'man sized' dogs.
(I really ought to change my login name back).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
At least you're not talking about puppies

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I like puppies.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)
I want one of these
www.google.co.uk/gwt/x?q=bear+cub&ei=W0-NTKDIHMTNjAfErqKlAw&ved=0CAkQ9QEwAA&hl=en&source=m&imgurl=www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/2/polar-bear-cub_917.jpg&rd=1&u=http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/polar-bear-cub-picture-917-pictures.htm
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
You want a shit webpage?
Come on Bob. Try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

I want a motherfucking bear cub. Like gentle ben. Lucky little bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Gentle Ben is a cunt.
I want one of those air-boats though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Fuck the boat
it's all about the bear. I really want a bear. Or a Jaguar.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)
Get a bear but a different car.
Jags don't hold their value.

But get a bear better than Gentle Ben. It'll want to solve crimes and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
I meant with a massive gun
but I'm sure to fumble this into touch, give me a week or so.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)
Aww!
This came completely out of the blue. I was all happy and relaxed being single but thought I'd give it a chance and very glad I did.
Even though she's a Man U fan. She was equally horrified that I support Leeds though.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Best fights eva on match day with Leeds and United

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Maybe not so much these days.
I'm a massive wimp so wouldn't be getting involved anyway.
If we ever had kids at some point down the line though, I'd insist on their middle name being 'Beckford'. Sure she'd love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Well not much opportunity now as Leeds are massively shit
but back in the day there was always plenty of match day aggro, worse than Liverpool in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Really best fights
Were Leeds and Bradford.

I was in the Scarborough boozer in Leeds once when one of those little riots kicked off.

We were watching out of the windows until the Bradford lot started putting bricks through them. Then we hid behind the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
It's good to know that Millwall still fly the flag for this kindof stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Done that too.
Worked in the City for a while, closest station to my house was Anerley.

I'd have to go in occasionally on Saturday mornings and if I timed it wrong all the Millwall boys were at London Bridge on the way home.

Knuckle dragging inbreds baying for blood. I was born and brought up in North Lancashire and I've still got the accent, but I used to say nothing around those boys.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I really like the Scarborough
Was in a while back on a match day and the atmosphere was quite nice.
And Leeds aren't as shit as they were a few years back, Rory. Championship is very tight this year, reckon we'll be a bit up and down all season.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Scarborough is a decent pub
It always did very well to keep the LUFC hardcases out.

When I lived/drank in Leeds they used to be in Spencers, just round the corner, or Break For The Border - now closed, but the place that I saw the original lineup of The Damned playing, for one night only, in 2000. They were shite.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Yup, spent a fun afternoon in there with DG and Tourette's a couple of years back.
It was a match day and it was rammed but there was no bother.
Can't remember what Break for the Border is now, but it's reopened under another name.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Mixed feelings about that.
It used to be run by a Lesbian couple who engineered The Damned reunion but were soft enough to let the place get taken over by the Service Crew.

I've got a week off and I need to go into town one day so I might have a little look.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
I'll take you out and treat you like a right little darlin'.
Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)
fuck yes!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
You are going to get the loving of a lifetime.
Prepare yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
im so excited a little bit of wee came out

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
LEZZERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)
You are Craig David
AICMFP

Hang on, I've got that wrong haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)
You took her for a drink on Friday.
You're seeing her again on Wednesday.
You chilled on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Aw balls, damn having something in my ear and going for the earbuds!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)
** Beams with pride **

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Go on with you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Come 'ead?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Hahaha
Fuck, I didn't notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)
I just don't understand.
Sunday nights a very boring and depressing.
And they just put shit on the TV, even BBC Four had an evening of programs about Newcastle FFS.
Please put something more interesting on, please.

I guess Red Dwarf will have to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Cheer up and dry those tears away
unless you're 15 and emo
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)
In which case?
Self harming IS the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Always down
never across

I wish more of them would heed this advice
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)
But you know what I mean
There should be something fun on TV when everyone is thinking they don't want to go back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)
Sunday night is DVD night surely

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Sunday night have been shit
Since Monarch of the Glen and London's Burning finished.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Father Ted though
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I used to like That's Life
But my dad gets depressed when he hears the theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
It was That's Life then bed
When I were a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Some of us make our own fun
you know like building a fort, or sticking your hand down your pants, that kind of thing. You seem to lack imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Not too bad.
I got an early birthday present- a box of cancer. It was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)
What brand?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Malboro Menthols.
Not my first choice, but better than Camels, and the guy buying them for me was just told "menthols".

Still, they ent bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)
Menthols are rank
It's the weirdest taste ever. Had to skin up using menthol baccy once fucking horrible. Still loving the film? am working my through the comics.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Menthols are great.
I'm on the Mores meself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
no youre on the mentals

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
OI!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
I thought you'd given up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
I had.
Stress of work coupled with the knowledge of going to Greece where every fucker smokes broke me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Are you moving to Greece
Or just planning on 7 night in some seedy nightclub?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)
I've just come back.
The missus would like to move back there at some point, which I'd be happy to do. Just not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)
I've seen those
don't you get bored/smoked out though? I'm finding it hard to get through superkings nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Nah,
you can stub them out half way through if you want so a pack lasts twice as long.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I get told off for doing that :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
You're not supposed to stub them out on other people, silly.
Find a wall, then stick the unsmoked half back in the pack.

*tchoh* kids today, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Maybe it's because I do it with 2 centimetres of a Pall Mall
on an orphan's eyeball.

It just gives it such a unique taste...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Ah, the taste of nicotine and a child's tears...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
im sure youve posted that about 4 times
Noob
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
is that my pet name snookums?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Maybe he'll post about his 2000ad collection soon

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)
I read 6
eeeeeeeee I forgot how much I loved it.
And listening to Bass Battle on repeat.

I just smoke with menthol filters. Never had flavoured baccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)
I'm trying to find toffee baccy after a Kitty reccommendation
I quite like licqourice papers for rollies.

I'm on 5 now
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Licquorice papers = nom

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Cutters Choice.
Extra slim filter.

Red Rizla.

Smoking result.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
Red Rizla?
you might as well use A4 paper. That shit is far too thick. Silvers or blues at a push.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
Nah.
I'll go with green if there is no red, but I like a bit of weight on me papers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
Nasty fecker
Although once in desperation had to use reciepts for a weekend. Blue flame, bad fucking news.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)
I will use silver or blue if I have to
But I'm right. You're wrong.

(You can't argue with logic like that).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

logic that cunts me
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
In the fuck?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
In the fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
seen Scott Pilgrim yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:15, Reply)
Opening theme = AAAAAAAARGHHH OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST FILM EVER

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
8bit crunchy bass sexiness

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)
My weekend has been relaxed.
The most exciting thing to happen, happened about an hour ago when I went outside for a smoke. From out of nowhere, I heard loud voices, a dog barking, and a woman exclaiming very loudly, "ME TITS! ME TITS! ME FOOKING BOOB JOB, MAN!".

Then it went quiet again.

I remain intruigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Tourettes, no?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)
No, she was upstairs at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Well, that's me stumped
It was my best and only guess.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)
A real life
Angel of the North.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
evening everybody
i had a nice fri and sat, but sat night was a 5am finish, and today i had to go and see a client on the way back then hit the office. and i am still working. all in all, a fairly harsh sunday, i am dead on my feet, esp as i was driving!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Swipey
you are a credit to your profession. Now go home, open a bottle of wine and expose yourself to the neighbours again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:21, Reply)
From your posts
It sounds like you work 6 days a week, every week.

Do you enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)
She balances the long, arduous hours
with flashing the neighbours and washing bed linen. It's a winning combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)
I've missed the flashing story.
But freshly washed bed linen is a Sunday must.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)
Swipe's got a whole load of interesting stories
And she enjoys moaning about her swanky job.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
I can see why she spends time here.
They say opposites attract, and reading a lot of QOTW answers, most people have shit job and wanky stories!

Did you find any engineering opportunities POD?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)
Had a couple of interviews a couple of weeks ago
Still waiting to hear back about them, as HR departments are a bit rubbish it turns out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
They all are
And people tend to go on holiday this time of year.

Where were the roles based? London or elsewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)
One in London
One in the middle of Scotland. Would quite like the Scotland one. Just have to sit about lots and see really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)
londonlondonlondon
the annoying thing about waiting to hear back re: a job is that you are just a leaflet in their "to-do" list, but to you it's soooooo important. i hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
i will soon go from a junior to a senior (ie 5 years PQE)
and i am yet to learn that if i didn't gossip with my friends, surf b3ta and go out for lunch most days, i probably wouldn't need to work so many sundays!

and in my defence, i wouldn't have ever flashed anyone if the cleaner hadn't broken the kitchen blind...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)
And in defence.
You are a natural!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)
best thing about boarding school was having the dorm opposite one of the girl houses
and seeing all the 6th formers getting changed every morning. 13 year old wank bank nostalgia.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)
No wonder you are training to be a teacher....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)
Yeah only I'm teaching reception age
to keep the temptation at bay and all. You know Bert gave me some radical new ideas on sexual boundaries.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)
hahaha
Radical new ideas, the progressive face of teaching.

You'll be a natural.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

natural rrested
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
I dunno, surely that's the age range that attracts most paedo teachers

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
Maybe you can bring them back to yours to 'see your 2000ad collection' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
bert WILL be back

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)
We can but hope

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
He said I was his hero
= ((
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
** There there **

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
Don't I look the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
you remind me more of rathen
than bert.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
Bert was mental
Rathen is a bit gay and wouldn't bother with offtopic; so who does that make me ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Rory?
We've never spoken before. I'm not really called Jeff. Neither do I fuck dogs in real life.

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)
= ( You've ruined everything, this is how I saw you
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1309614/Feeling-husky-Gavin-Rugby-star-Henson-strips-raise-awareness-male-cancer.html
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)
That is EXACTLY what I'm like
Only I'm not Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)
*swoons*
You're a dreamboat, I wish I was a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:10, Reply)
He has had one of his back up accounts banned

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
He said to Vipros he had 5 more

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)
being a noob you may not know this.... bert had a tendancy to lie

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I think you've mentioned that already. Bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
is it not repeatoday?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
is it not repeatoday?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Really?!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
do we know "who" that was?
i was looking at my gaz exchange with "the cat hater" from when i was ratarsed on here last week. weird. i keep saying "i know you are bert" until he convinces me otherwise by references to utterly fictitious wives and nephews.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I genuinely didn't think it was Bert
seeing as he started off on /links. It was clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
like i said...
he'll be back!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
DRAMATIC PRARIE DOG MUSIC

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
He has indeed.
Mind, if he hadn't changed it from *whatever it was* to Bret Mong Keys Eggs, simply in order to have the last word, nobody would have noticed it was him.

I liked him, I really did. I just wish he didn't feel the need to be a total arse to so many people.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)
Or remembered to wear more than just a towel first thing in the morning...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)
it's more in the middle of the night
if i run out to get a bottle of evian or something thinking "it's ok, it's dark" and then completely forget that when i open the fridge door it will be like standing in a spotlight. i have probably devalued their flat by about 30,000.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)
Evian? EVIAN?
You're forgetting your northern roots; it's a bucket of rainwater that was collected three weeks ago and has now gone slightly green or nowt, lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)
when i am up north
i will drink tap water or the filtered stuff (my dad has one of those plumbed in fridges). but in london there is no chance, it has got to be evian, fuck that filtered through 9 other people's kidneys shit!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
You're northern and therefore, by proxy, 'ard as fookin' nails, lass.
You should be bypassing the 9 times filtered shite and simply drinking the piss of tramps as a matter of course anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
plumbed in fridges?
Down my way, we call that a cistern.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
After the last Manchester bash
I had my first taste of Manchester water for several months. It was the sweetest thing ever.

Of course it might have been because I was horrifically dehydrated and still a little drunk and ashamed. But I still maintain it was the water itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Or clean your own gaff!
Swipe is Baroness Scotland AIC another FP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)
i am shit at cleaning
i am allergic to dust and terrified of spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)
What's your personal hygiene like?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)
slightly obsessive
and i am very obsessed with designer products and perfumes. it is probably where most of my salary goes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
Good to noe that you ain't no stinky bird
Obsession with names of clothes is a bit shit; it's like a tax on stupidity
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
Where as I know fuck all about law
But I'm a dab hand with a can of Pledge and a duster.

1-1

Actually, I don't mind spiders at all, and I like to catch Daddy-longlegs by hand.

2-1 to the DogFucker.

In your face proper education and career prospects!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)
daddy long legs
make me whimper with fear. it's pathetic. but i hate the way they fly straight at you and get their horrid long legs tangled in your hair. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)
But if you cup them in your hands
They flap about a bit, then stop. Meaning you can open a window and release them back into the wild, so they can do whatever it is they do.

I'm pretty sure the life-span of the Long legs is 'Born, eat, shag, die'. 24 hours well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)
you collected any fps from your numerous claims?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)
No, I'm passing them onto my bank.
I'm hoping they'll accept them as payment against my overdraft.

A few more thousand claimed fivers and I'll be back in credit!

I might take this to Dragons' Den. What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)
you have turned up wearing only a puppy posing pouch
And for that reason I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Whereas
Deborah Meaden is dripping wet.

She wants ME in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)
and on that note! night!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Night TGB

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)
me too
night jtdf and the rest of you feckers. I 'm off to dream about TGB and motorbikes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)
And primary school children.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)
damn fucking straight

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)
I got a new fridge freezer today and it's soo good, I have a whole shelf now all to myself and if I dont' get another flatmate in I'll have TWO SHELFS, all to my self, and they're made from glass so it wont' leak down.
AND AND, I same thing in the freezer.

Just think, right now, I could be all like "I know, I wish for a cool glass of Britta Water" and KA-POWIE, there is space for me to put the brita water jug in the fridge.

AND THERE IS AN EGG RACK ! AN EGG RACK ! All my days, I never thought _I_ would be owning an egg rack !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

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