The mark 1 was
with its tellytubby styling. The newer one's a bit more manly.

We both drive A3s though, so we have the Audi fuck you temperament with an added frisson of short bloke syndrome.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm 5'10"
And a girl :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I'm 6'2"
But we have the shopping trolley model.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

There are currently 11 black Audi A3's
sat in the car park of our section of the business park. And for that reason alone I will not be buying an Audi. As good as they are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Mine's dark blue

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

RED
:D
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

My bro is planning on getting a bright red S3 Black

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

So is it red or black then?
I'm confused.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

the model is Black
and it has extra gay tinted windows etc. but he wants a bright red one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

nowt wrong with tinted windows

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

that is true
but the ones on that Audi are extra dark. Fine on a black car, but really gay on a bright red one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I used to think tinted windows were awful
but my car has 'privacy glass' in the back and the estatey bit, and it's actually OK.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

You would expect that a model with the name Black
would only be available in that colour.

Henry Ford will be turning in his grave.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Tell him to check the roof gutters
and the very bottom of the door for rust. The facelift model got an extra 15bhp after 02, as well.

I'm assuming we're talking about the mark1, incidentally. I know nothing about the mark2.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

it's going to be a brand spanking new one
as it will be a company car
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oh, well then.
Ignore me.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything less from a b3tan

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You want to see a doctor about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Right.
Knickers off. Hop on the table and legs behind ears please.

Edit - not you Monty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)