I've got back from a fantastic drinking session
That was paused by Spamalot.

That had no Zombies in it. (Cracks open a can of Original).

Hello Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good evening mr fucker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Hello RSwpie.
Of the Ms variety.

How is your iPod?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

touch wood
he seems to have made a full recovery. on reflection, i think he may have got a bit soaked in the rain last night. thanks for all your bright ideas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Always a pleasure, never a chore.
You are clicking in all the right places, yes?

I hope so. It makes me sad when people click in the wrong places.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

i hope so too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

That gave me more comfort
than ANY organised religion.

Well. Bar that one I've yet to launch.

(Sorry, I'm very very very drunk)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Alright gayboy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

Fuck you, funny man.
You cheered up?

I want to start a Monty Boyce fighting fund. We'll get idiots jumping out of planes* to raise money for your battle with your ex.

*Sponsored, not because people love you, you cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

drunk jeff ftw

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

I won't tomorrow.
Seriously though. You need to sort out the aggro you've got at the moment.

Have you considered Jeremy Kyle? You cover the drugs angle, she covers the mentalist ex?

I'd Sky+ it.

Just a thought.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I'm not Monty you drunkard
ha brilliant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

I've been in the pub you Arsenal loving bandit.
My team were dogs-eggs last night.

Why are your lot so good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Arsene Wenger
Cesc Fabregas and pretty shit opposition to be fair. It was effectively over after 15 minutes. I have had a few ciders myself but I fear I am woefully inadequate compared to you're level of intoxication.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:02, Reply)

I'm EuroCunted.
It's like being drunk. But to the power of Europe.

Think the Champions League of spasticated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)

to the power of Europe really?
what like this? youtu.be/lky2LYMgA5g
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

It's far worse
That that R2D2 loving cunt.

I am double wobbly. And I need a tab.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

I'll bid you good luck and goodnight you utter utter drunken bastard. Don't fall asleep and burn the pad down!

Cesc Fabregas is like art in HD.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:10, Reply)

My cock would be like art in HD
Especially if you watched it on a portable.

God I'm fuckked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)