Surely that's no different from your normal lunchtime activity?
Why not do something REALLY outlandish... buy a stranger a pint, compliment them on their jacket, make polite conversation and wander off, whistling merrily.

I, as one of B3ta's confirmed nice people who doesn't really like causing offence, will take a similarly unlikely stance and go round clubbing anyone smaller than me in my office to death with my recently acquired Ballroom dancing trophy. Their families will be billed for any repair work that needs doing to it as a result.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Another trophy?
"Ballroom Bummer of the Year"?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)