For lunch I shall be having your mum’s stinking sweaty vagina whilst your dad trombones me, then I will then have an enormous dump on the tube.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's too early for a lunch subthread, surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Never. Plus it's Thursday so we really should also discus how you plan to be a cunt at the WEEKEND

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I vote that Wednesday be relabelled as Midweek Weekend so we can have more threads about the weekend.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

We should also have a post weekend review on a Monday

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Precisely - Tuesday looking forward to Midweek weekend, Thursdays reviewing.
It's a crazy non-stop weekend fest.
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

All this talk's making me hungry.
What's everyone having for lunch?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Foie Gras (with made with extra cruelty)
Followed by live veal served on a bed of raw rabbits that have been used in vivisection
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Welll, as long as you use eco-friendly washing up liquid afterwards.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

One of my all-time favourite things to do
is to approach those anti-vivisection folks with their trestle tables and leaflets etc and ask them 'how much for the brilliant poster with the monkey on it?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Empty house LOL.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Loneliest of all the lols.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*Sniffs back the lonely tears.*
You CUNT!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)