I have 4 bottles of it in my drinks cabinet that I can't bear to look at
since a particularly unsavoury Hogmanay a few years back.

Started on beer, then had wine with dinner, port afterwards, then more beer, and then me and my mate's wife drank half a litre between us. Barf.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Send them to applebite,
she loves the stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I did
a bottle of port in with a mate at a house warming party - ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I treat myself to a bottle of vintage port from Selfridges every Xmas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Try the draft dry white port at Gordon's wine bar on Villiers St (near Embankment tube)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Gordon's alive!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Nah he died in 2002 - trufax

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Most likely
not in one go though, eh?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You meant to say you get cock burns every Xmas.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'd say you could make some decent cocktails with it
but you'd need something powerful to mask that gag-inducing whiff.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)