I bow to your (Mother) Superior 'Jesus Juice' knowledge.
I thought it was just your bog-standard bottle of cheap red wine with a few magic-words said to make the stupid think it was a wine with special powers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You get it from specialist suppliers
(my father's a professional Christian so I know these things)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

How professional is your old man at the Christian thing?
Does he get paid for bringing fuckable kids to church?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The priest gave me £20
for my two little brothers

/all priests are paedophiles lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Amberl IS
OldManBoyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Monty reckons that as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No, no it's the actual blood of christ, innit? straight up, gov.
I think most churches dilute it these days, and some don't have alcohol in it at all because of the kiddies. Although you'd have thought a few glasses of booze would make them easier to touch up, wouldn't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I always wondered about the morality of that
If the wine and bread is indeed supposed to turn into* the blood and body of Christ, then surely that constitutes cannibalism?

*Or so I'm told. Protestant religions at least recognise it as a symbolic gesture, but it's still symbolising cannibalism.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

symbolic cannibalism is probably the least of the Catholic church's problems.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Like non-symbolic paedophilia, you mean?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)