Pope for the day
So, this board seems full of quite bit of hatred for anything Dawkin's doesn't like. So, if you were the pope, what would you do? How different would you be?

Alt q - is it too early to have a beer? I'm working from home while on baby wait and cannot be arsed to drink tea.
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:21, 133 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd tell everyone that there is no God.
Duh!
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

"Now stop worrying and make me a sandwich"

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Never too early for beer, no spirits before 1pm.
If I were Pope for the day, I would nick as much sweet stuff as I could before going back to civvy life. Post myself lot's of memoribilia. Also swipe a Swiss guard outfit for future fancy dress opportunities.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I would murder several people I hate and then forgive myself. Then sell off 99% of the church's wealth & distribute it, ordain women, retract previous statements about homosexuality and then arrange to apologise in person to each victim of sexual abuse

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

This might please you, re your sig.
www.metro.co.uk/news/841088-george-michael-sobs-as-prisoners-sing-freedom-at-him
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

classic
you see the line "they took him straight away in the back"
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

oh lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

What has George Michael got in common with the Chilean miners? Both will be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling.
I'm here all week. Take my wife. Try the veal. Etc.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

The Scum newspaper had the best headline yesterday

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

If I crack one out over that picture of Abbey Wotserface
does that count as wanking over pregnant pr0n?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'd be so open to bribes that it would be rediculous.
"Yeah', sure, I'll bless your market stole, sure, yeah', sort us out some of those flat peaches.... cheers mate, god bless your stole".
"Yeh', g'wan, I'll 'ave a word with the man upstairs about your bad knee, sort us out a fag and we'll see what He can do".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

haha!
I love the idea of a Gonzopope.
Press release from the Gonzopope:

Like wow isn't stuff oarsum. I've had a chap with some peeps about some miricals and we are totally going to wipe out povaty. My first mirical I've asked Jesus for is to turn these dull oboejeans into jellypeno and emertile sandwiches (with a side serving of Potato Doofinwars) WOO!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Heh, it's all looking good !
"Yeah', sure thing Simon, there are about a billion cathlics out there, quite a few I think you'll agree. If you want The Spice Girl's latest album to hit the number one spot, a man like me can sort it, piss easy, I'll just say god told me that it might be a good idea. I want a night with...."... wait a sec, I'm gonna have to re-think this idea.

Become one of the most powerful men in the world, but having to put "No Girls Aloud" sign on front of the club house, it's a tough one.

Mind you, fuck it, I'm a currupt one, if I can bend the rules, I'll bend that one too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'd sell off the Vatican Treasury
And pump all the cash into eradicating AIDS from the planet.
Then I'd turn over every priest who's been accused of kiddy-fiddlin' to the appropriate constabularies for investigation.
After that, I'll make a big announcement to say that we're all equal and to treat everyone with the respect you would wish to be treated with
I'll then add that it doesn't apply to heads of investment/international banks or anyone to do with premiership football, who are cunts as decreed by God.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Professional footballers
suck big hairy balls
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

suck big hairy kick
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

i've had such a dreadful shock and then massive relief
this morning (thought i might have made a mistake as a baby lawyer back in about 2008 that would have come back to bite me in the ass to the tune of about £20,000,000. of course i should have known better than to think i would make such a mistake but i literally didn't sleep last night for panicking) that it is definitely not too early for alcohol.

in fact, i have roped lots of friends into a pub lunch for just that purpose! which means that this afternoon's drafting will be even worse, but i'll worry about that in 2012.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

detail?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

The worlds going to end in 2012 anyway.
The mayans knew.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

as long as it's before the fucking Olympics fine by me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

you arent in love with LONDON 2012?
back in CT, when we had an olympic bid we had bumper stickers that just raid "fuck the bid". class
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

That is brilliant
I just can't be arsed with the Olympics. Fucking dull. If these sports were popular they would be in the limelight more than once every four years. Winter Olympics is great though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

rachelswipe
PI notification?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

London is going to be a fucking nightmare when the Olympics are on.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

i am half wondering about volunteering for the olympics
not sure what as, though. sewing flags or booming through a megaphone for 10 days aren't really doing it for me. do you think they need volunteers to drink champagne and shag the winners of the men's rowing races?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You'll probably be given a yellow tabbard to wear sent to hang around a remote car park in Stratford for 8 hours in the rain

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

stratford?
i don't do further east than aldgate normally...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's just a glorified school sports day. I'm getting out of London (and possibly the country) for the duration.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Then your perfectly set to go for a tayyabs one night
Unlike the other week, when you didn't turn up, despite being invited.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

it clashed!
i am a popular girl, you have to book me years in advance.

although i was a bit gutted to miss that one. even if you were going to be there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

She does that anyway.
She calls it "Date Night"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

(C)oar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I volunteer to supply the athletes with drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

"the 100m all night garage jaffa cakes dash"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It was really very clever of them to work out
we'd have switched to the Gregorian calendar by then, too.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'd run with it.
The church is loaded, I'm sure they could afford to at least make a decent start on building me a Death Star.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

If it ever got destroyed it would turn up again in a cave 3 days later.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

No, that's Darth Vader.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Also I would add a nice magenta CDC to all crucifixes, liven them up a bit.
They're all a bit too grim and serious.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

But I can see how you'd mistake the two...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I couldn't be a pope, because I'm a woman
Pffff

If I was the pope, I'd make men and women the same for power positions. And I'd excommunicate pederasts. And I'd stop stopping people using condoms. And I'd give a good chunk of my money to the developing world.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

See, this is why you'll never be pope...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

If I was Pope..
..I would announce my own death, hide for three days and then return on the Vatican balcony dressed as Marilyn Manson singing "I Am The God of Fuck".

After that maybe a light lunch before dismantling the entire corrupt network.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'd say watching or voting for reality telivision shows
is a deadly sin.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

even coach trip?
include games shows like deal or no deal and i'll agree with you
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Coach trip is Jeremy Kyle on tour.
It can fuck right off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

well said
made for scum, by scum
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

i would make it
a cardinal sin to serve warm diet coke like the bitch in our staff restaurant has just done. this is a million times more heinous than most of the stuff the Church has banned over the years.

also, and totally off topic, where are kitty and applebite this morning, did anyone see the news about that poor woman who is paralysed after falling off during a poledancing class??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

off topic - no
but i have seen this about a small cow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11321006
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

This is great!
I want one!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

if anyone deserves one
its you
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Why thank you!
I'll buy its little trainers especially
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Kitty's on holiday
Applebite is back at uni and hasn't got an internet connection yet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

That sounded quite stalkery.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Could have been worse
You could have included map coordinates or candid photographs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

and not a little frightening

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

"quite" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Kitty has been banging on about her HOLIDAY with her BOYFRIEND who are both REAL
for a couple of weeks, and applebite went on about moving back to uni on her status.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I suspect that you know the national insurance numbers and blood groups of everyone who has ever posted on here.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You're O positive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

O HIV

Too easy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Lucky for me that the Pope is here to look after me, eh?

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Very true.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's just playing the percentages.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Or is it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

*takes foil off sandwiches and wraps it around head*
You stay away! Leave me alone, you hear?
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

ZOMG that could have been me!
I fell while poledancing on Saturday, and landed back-first on a hard floor.
Praise Jesus for saving me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Jesus loves a pirate my friend.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

on a hard floor cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Kitty is in Majorca or somewhere I think
Not sure if Apple has gone back to uni or not?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Tenerife, innit?
In the buff.

Or probably not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

cant remember it was in her fb status
the other day. I want a holiday think it might be time for a trip to the Cannabis Cup.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

A friend of a friend
developed a strain of weed called ESP that was an entrant a few years ago - it's the nicest tasting weed I have ever had - like church incense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

It's only £170 to be a judge as well
fuck food for the first few weeks at uni when I can be a judge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Use my big pope hat...
To hide sandwiches in. All that looking holy and pretending the kids are all lying looks like hungry work...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

The fact Dawkins is usually scientifically correct doesn't make him any less of an arsehole.
He also appears to have forgotten that he's an evolutionary biologist, not the saviour of the universe. And arguably Steve Jones is/was a better biologist anyway.

and, no, of course it's not too early. Although turning up to the birth pissed might be frowned upon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Isn't he a T4 presenter?
With an annoying voice?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

No, he was an evolutionary genetics professor at UCL
But I can see how you could confuse them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I've just woken up.
I have the mother of all headaches. And it's all down to beer.

If I was Pope, I'd make a killing selling communion wine to the homeless.

Alt q: As long as you avoid the pubs of Hanham, yes, it's fine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

This was your last post of the night
"My cock would be like art in HD
Especially if you watched it on a portable.

God I'm fuckked."
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

ha
excellent
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Hmm.
I'm sure, at the time I had a genuine belief in what I posted.

Today however, I have a headache.

So Arsenal won then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

yeah fairly convincingly in the end. We look strong this season, I hope it doesn't go
bollocks up in February now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

i was thinking cold can in the garden
and whats wrong with hanham pubs? apart from the fact they suck a little
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The fact that I feel like death today having spent the night drinking in them.
I feel absolutely rotten. MASSIVE headache.

Whilst I drank a lot, not enough to feel like this. I blame the quality of the beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

which ones you head to?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Trooper, Maypole, The Swan, back to the Maypole, then the Jolly and finally the Blue Bowl.
One of those pubs sold me the pint that has fucked my head up today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Wahey, a hanham pub crawl
Blue Bowl is normally ok, so I'd blame the Jolly, as it looks the sort of place who would do that
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I think you're probably right.
Seeing that every time in the last 2 months I've been in the Jolly I've been their only customer, I can't imagine the beer is 'fresh'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it never looks busy
the others seem to have pretty decent trade.

we should arrange a bristol b3ta pissup as some stage i think, seem to be a few around here (might even allow those bath types to pop in)
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

seconded

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Well you two can fucking organise one!
My position of refusing to meet people from the Internet remains unchanged.

EDIT: Just let me know where it is so I can avoid it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

what if we get someone to pretend to be a beautiful girl from Poland or something?

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Poland?
Keynsham.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Does someone need a
hug kick in the bollocks?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I'm in pain.
Real pain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Have you ever had a hangover where you wanted to be dead rather than going through it?
You can't be that bad if you are on here son.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I thought the intelligent debates would take my mind off things.
It isn't working.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I've done you your own thread now you miserable fecker.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You wouldn't
there's next to fuck all booze in communion wine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

basically sherry isn't it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's just diluted wine as far as I'm aware
that or grape juice, depending on the church.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Apparently it varies considerably
depending on denomination and individual church.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Surely you should know?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I do indeed
it's sherry for Catholics. Probably grape juice for Methodists
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

It must depend
it's diluted red wine at my other half's catholic church.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I bet it's not sherry
that's a protected term.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

it probably is
most churches don't buy it from a specialised supplier, though obviously they do with the hosts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Anyway, sherry is often stronger than your usual wine

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

that's because the average Catholic
likes a drink or three
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

There's an 1800's random papal decree
that you can add alcohol to the Eucharist for the purpose of stopping it from spoiling as long as it's less than 18% .. so I suppose sherry would fit that. I've never been in a Cafflick church that didn't use diluted wine though. But then I've got quite limited experience.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've only been in two catholic churches.
Still managed to catch AIDS off that priest though.

AIDS/PaedopriestLOLZ!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Our church never used pre-diluted wine
although during the mass the alter server would take up two small jugs, one of wine and one of water. All of the wine went in and a teeny weeny amount of water. I never understood the reason for that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I bow to your (Mother) Superior 'Jesus Juice' knowledge.
I thought it was just your bog-standard bottle of cheap red wine with a few magic-words said to make the stupid think it was a wine with special powers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

You get it from specialist suppliers
(my father's a professional Christian so I know these things)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

How professional is your old man at the Christian thing?
Does he get paid for bringing fuckable kids to church?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The priest gave me £20
for my two little brothers

/all priests are paedophiles lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Amberl IS
OldManBoyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Monty reckons that as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

No, no it's the actual blood of christ, innit? straight up, gov.
I think most churches dilute it these days, and some don't have alcohol in it at all because of the kiddies. Although you'd have thought a few glasses of booze would make them easier to touch up, wouldn't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I always wondered about the morality of that
If the wine and bread is indeed supposed to turn into* the blood and body of Christ, then surely that constitutes cannibalism?

*Or so I'm told. Protestant religions at least recognise it as a symbolic gesture, but it's still symbolising cannibalism.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

symbolic cannibalism is probably the least of the Catholic church's problems.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Like non-symbolic paedophilia, you mean?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Never too early to start drinking
just don't start on the whisky until midday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'd relaunch the Hitlerjugend, fuck some Irish kids
and hang 20-foot swastika flags from the walls of the Vatican.

alt: go for it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I have an image in my head
of Ratzinger and his cohorts doing 'Springtime For Hitler' on the steps of St. Peter's.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

with jazz hands

( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

If you have to ask if its too early for beer you clearly aren't up to the task
have a nice glass of rose hip instead
( broadsword, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

i do have some port to finish
and some spirits but unfortunately am not allowed to have more than one...
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

apparently my first encounter with booze was when I was about 6 or 7 and I drank a third of a bottle of port until
my parents found me. I have no recollection of this incident. Have avoided port since though as it tastes like bad Ribena.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I had most of a bottle of Baileys
at the age of about 6 or 7. I feel this explains a lot about me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I like you again today now you are also a child alchy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

BEER - It's not just a breakfast drink.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)