My question is
what the fuck happened to asking a fucking question?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:05, 36 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Who's your girlfriend Monty?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Lampito.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Did she let you do anal and insist on filming it?
I heard she does that kind of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Yes.
And in a novel twist on a old classic, she gives ME a donkey punch each night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Is that before she gets into her motorised transport?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

DID YOU THREATEN TO OVERRULE HIM?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

that was his first mistake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

his second
was not getting that supermodel tested for AIDS
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

berts gone,
but he's been replaced by something much worse.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

what do you mean?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

The thread below

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

yeah
b69 is pretty awful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I seem to recall that he's a bit of a cunt
But can't remember why I think that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

You should follow a seven step programme

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

The easiest for me to find
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565264
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'd act like a cunt if someone agreed to pay my mortgage
alright, more like a cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

So would I.
But I'd hope I would be a slightly different type of cunt from that fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

less sanctimonious?
I'm just annoyed because he is more smug than me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I can understand that
You're the best at something in your group, you're riding high, feeling like the dog's, then some tit comes along who's effortlessly better than you. Swanning about with his awesome skills, getting all the women to pay his mortgage for him.

It's gotta hurt, bro.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

it really does.
I'm glad you understand my pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Christ on a bicycle...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

That's bloody glorious
The way he signs off is fantastic. I couldn't have done a better job of making a prick of myself in public, and I do not say that lightly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

BobbyChomp?
The Pope?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Fuck you Al.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Shut up Bert.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Eat shit Derek

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Fuck you Raul

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

how dare you infer* I am northern!
*imply maybe?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

What are you on about?
He's Spanish and plays for Schalke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I thought he meant Moaty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Moaty's not Northern any more
I would assume he currently resides, in the words of Slayer, South of heaven
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

He won't be lonely for long
I reckon Gazza will kill himself before 2012. Fancy a fiver on it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

No dice
If I wanted to give a fiver away that easily I'd place it in the hands of one of those "barman" types in exchange for some "beer"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

no thrill there!!
I might start a new thread. I have no idea what's going on. Nice to see Al is still abrasive.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

It's a dying art
With the rise of user-generated content on the interweb, everyone is able to simply state what they're doing or thinking at any given time, using Myspace or Facebook or Twitter as personal, digital bullhorns to cry and clamour for attention, keeping us up to date on the most pathetic, anodyne minutiae of their lives, yelling at the tops of their electronic lungs to anybody foolish enough to listen, when I really want to know is what you're having for lunch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)