I heard your hole was quite weak after your last job.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The answer to my problems is super tampons up the poochute

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

officelol

( girlinthehole, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Bumpons are go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Do you...want to help me put one in? ;)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Seems only fair.
After all, the only reason your sphincter is so ragged and distended in the first place is because I have pummelled it so frequently and so savagely with my spam javelin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You are a fantastic lover.
Though I was slightly disconcerted when you broke off half way through and started fucking those champagne flutes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

A man has to have a hobby.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)