naaah mate, he's an utter gaylord.
needs a stump rammed up his arse.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

mind you...
he'd only like that, wouldn't he!
what with him being such a bummer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Big Tim
Would smash ALL of Carlisle up with one swipe of his mighty bat (but today he had an off-day) so don't you be knocking him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

yeah, fer sure.
i'd fuck him up t'arse as soon as look at him.
then where would he be?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

the bigger tim gets...
the more he likes it!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)

In Carlisle
Dressed as a sheep because that's how you inbreds like 'em.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:40, Reply)

darrn tootin'!
bring it on you southern jessy!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Fuck you and all who sail in you
Y'reet, Chief?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)

grand as fuck, cheers!
had a cracking steak dinner earlier (to celebrate the new company's first month's £7.5k turnover!), next 2 days off and she's upstairs gagging for it whilst i finish off this here mountgay rum & coke.
so yeah, things are ok ;-)
and daz and i are working together on tuesday, it'll be nice for the 2 of us to catch up.
you been drinking much today?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

Oh good gracious me yes.
Drunk enough to float a battleship. And continuing.

Other half has gone to a wedding back in Druid-land to which I was pointedly not invited.

Not working until 07.15 Sunday morning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

druid land=wales?
so you be the naughty mouse whilst the cat is away. better get some smack and crack then.
gazzed you.
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Druid land
Wales - Tenby to be precise.

No playing for me. I'm too old and not sufficiently qualified in the looks department.

Mind you, she's taken the Toyota which leaves me to blat about in the X1/9 with the roof off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:01, Reply)

ha! wasn't suggesting dirty boy behaviour, just drinking and such.
off upstairs, wish me luck (she's 14yrs younger than me and i fear/hope that my little black heart will pack in at some vital moment).
will be in touch about arranging our visit!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)

You freak me the fuck out
I honestly wish I hadn't read any of the above. Drop the fucking "sorted geezer" pretence or whatever, I dunno, it's far too fucking late for this and you're doing my head in.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 2:03, Reply)

you're doing your own head in, more like.
sorted geezer? bollocks.
just expressing some well justified smugness and having banter with a good pal of mine. you want to pass judgement on an exchange between 2 friends?
i've worked my cock off to get my new venture off the ground and it is surpassing my expectations so far as cashflow and profitability.
and as for my rather tastey wife (ask DG if you don't believe me) being 14 years younger than me, well i'm 41 and she's 27. being 27 she's a fair bit younger and fitter than me.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)