Et voila
We are like minded. Maybe this is to do with the vast amounts of cabernet sauvignon.....
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

off upstairs to explore the mrs...
nighty night.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

Good luck
I shall send out a search party for you in due course.
Leave breadcrumbs.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

There's other stuff in life
I like gardening, and DIY, I love walking the dogs on a lovely crisp autumn day, I'm building myself a model railway in the attic but...

You can't really beat breasts. If there's any more compelling evidence that god is male I'd like to see it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

There isn't
A good spooning session (like what I am going to partake in in a moment) with a fine pair of 38dd lady bumps can't be beat, its the most relaxing, zen-like experience I have known.
Oh, fuck, I'm getting maudlin now. This CS must be good...
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

take this opportunity to never come back to b3ta again
please
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 2:05, Reply)

away with you.
you're either a troll or a meatpuppet, either way you can bugger off.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

He's not a troll - he's just saying what a number of people think
Nobody wants to hear the crap you post.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

apart from the person i was conversing with.
so a number all of a sudden becomes everybody?
funny.
if you feel like that then there's a button for it.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

change your user name to Thrush - it would summarise you nicely.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

a well thought out and apposite retort.
good work.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Blaireau69
Is a far better cunt than you, Battered, and can converse in the queens english. Believe it or not, that goes a FUCKING long way on this board. SO MTFU. Or go do one. Whatever, but just get the ideas of this board.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

you wanna watch yersel sticking up for me, ya know!
if the COOL KIDS get wind of it you'll be banished to my end of the playground...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 18:59, Reply)

BTW
what does being a far better cunt entail?
am i far better at being a cunt?
am i far better than other cunts and so less cunty?
oh fuck, my brain just aches trying to work it out LOL ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Why not try killing yourself while thinking it over?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)

because i've got far too much amazing stuff going on in my life!
that's why, you angry and sad person. i'm so glad i'm not you!
having to be mean on the internet to make yourself feel better about your angry, shit life? (gleaned from your answers and profile)
a beautiful bilingual daughter, a cracking (14yrs younger than me) wife,
a new business that's really going places, a wonderfully maturing sourdough culture, a brilliantly refurbished home (all my own work except the plaster skim), an abundant yet manically overgrowing vegetable garden...and so much more besides!
yeah, life is rich chez blaireau69.
x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yeah, smugness ahoy but...
i've achieved more so far in my 41yrs than most folk achieve in an entire lifetime.
why sit on your arse waiting for it to happen when you can put on your Nike workboots and just do it?
anger and bitterness just hold you back. get over yourself.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)

I admit my language skills are not that great. I stand by the sentiment of my post though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)

your language skills are quite poor
and your sentiment is filled to the brim with bitterness.
i think there's an app for that.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 18 Sep 2010, 22:10, Reply)