I personally think she's been abducted by aliens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Hello Ms Lovely Roota
Hope all is well with you!

Maybe she's been replaced with an automaton, and once she's gained Monty's trust, she'll do a Delilah and chop his hair off, depriving him of his powers.

Or maybe not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I think you're onto something...
And I trust you are well this heevening?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I'm not too bad at all
My flatmate is making me watch the Magical Mystery Tour. It's rather weird. I'm not quite sure I like it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:13, Reply)

You should try going on the ones run by the Liverpool Tourist Board.
They are far more weird.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:17, Reply)

It's making me want to go to the beach more than anything.
I've not been in too long.

It's also been a while since I went to Liverpool- possibly about 6 years.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Blimey, six years.
It's a lot less shit now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Capital of culture innit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

It was.
We've put the culture back in the loft with the Christmas tree and the baby clothes now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Back to fiddlin' the 'leccy eh, lar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

How do you think we afforded to host the frigging thing?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Bristol was in contention when your town won it.
We had absolutely no chance whatsoever of winning it, but our council still thought of throwing several million at the bid.

I've only been to Liverpool once, January 1994.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

That was an ok January
I had a nice dressing gown.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

I was pleased with my visit
As my team knocked Liverpool out of the FA Cup.

What was so nice about the dressing gown?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It had a hood

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

cosy
i would like a nice warm dressing gown with a hood. instead i have a black satin kimono which always makes me slip off the sofa/bed and land on my arse. elegant!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:58, Reply)

These people...
www.towels.co.uk/bathrobes.htm

Will do you personalised dressing gowns. I know, as I've bought several of them*. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Especially if you get something stupid embroidered on it.

*Not for me I hasten to add, as gifts for others.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Haha, I have one of those.
Good for when you're in a Marilyn Monroe mood or want to impress.
DOES make you slide of the bed. DOES NOT stay closed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

exactly right
also nowhere near as comfortable as a nice towelly hoody.

the one i have always wanted is the lovely pale blue and white checked one that monica has in the early episodes of "friends". i'd never leave my flat if i had one of those bad boys.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

I was going to say that I've missed my opportunity to visit the Pool for football this season
but then I remembered they've got another team - Ever-something? - so all is not lost.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 0:31, Reply)

I went to an exhibition of psychedelica at the Tate with my father
I've never really explored it- maybe as a Manc I didn't want to go into ENEMY TERRITORY
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

The Biennial's just opened.
You should have a mooch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:25, Reply)