Late to the party as always...
But big woops to Monty. When I say woops, I mean hoorays. When I say hoorays, I mean congratulations.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

so where
does your penis fit into all those second meanings? giggety.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

My penis fits snugly into my boxers, Ms Swipe.
When I say boxers, I mean wife.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

you mean smugly
not snugly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I cannot comment as to the smugness factor.
Suffice to say I am coming to London Village in October and I shall call every Londoner I meet a soft, southern, shandy drinking her-mer-sechshewal.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

i feel safe
as i am a northerner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

No Northerner is safe.
Have you seen the plight of Liverpool FC, for Christ's sake?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

You can do that easily by saying 'Good Morning' to any random in the street.
They'll be so thrown by a friendly gesture, they'll splutter and stutter like the shandy-drinking London mongs they are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 19 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)