i want to write books
in the caribbean, like ian fleming and james bond.

so my pink laptop (if i could ever get it online anyway) and somewhere like grenada/st lucia/antigua please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

All this talk of pink...
You are Katie Price.

AICMFP.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Correction
she wants to actually write a book, not just pay somebody else to let her put her name on it.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

although this also has its merits
/lazy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

do city need anyone with a left foot?
my 18 month old nephew showed some promise yesterday and could prob get a run out with your lot at the mo?.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Yeap. We'll have him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

No banter,
shit you are desperate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Absolutely.
We are awful. Even if we had 5 minutes of injury time against your lot we'd still not fluke a goal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I don't want to talk about that
plus we have the yids tomorrow and will play our kids team.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You could play your reserve special needs team
against Bristol City at the moment and have the game wrapped up within the first 20 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I wish we had you tomorrow
We could easily put 12 past DJ
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)

You wouldn't if I were in charge.
As he wouldn't be playing. I'd also be investigating if I could cancel his contract to get him out of the club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

already?
has he been that shit?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yeap.
And I have huge doubts over his attitude too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

i don't WEAR much pink
it just started with a pink fridge (nowhere near as garish as it sounds, honestly) and spiralled from there.

i am seriously sulking about the blue exercise ball though. why should you have to be under 5'5" to have a pink one? but all my new stuff should arrive tomorrow, most excited. the pink boxing gloves are SOOOO coming out on the tube...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'll bet you are so high maintenence it's untrue.
The sort of person who has a massive strop if everything isn't just 'so'.

What weight are the boxing gloves?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

i am very sweet natured and chilled out
thank you very much. and i wish i were considerably more anal about how tidy my flat is, but at least it is clean!

i have absolutely no idea. they are pink reebok ones and they were £40 from john lewis?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

This does suggest you've bought them for their colour
And not for boxing.

Sorry. You amuse me with your pink ways.

I'm sure you're very sweet natured and chilled out and I'm sure your flat is dead tidy too.

You buy as many pink things as you want. I'm sorry to hear that you are too tall to get the exercise ball you want, but surely it's better to get the blue one than it is to be a short arse?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

of course i bought them for their colour
it's not like the gym doesn't already have hundreds of pairs for actually boxing in. we all know full well i will decide it is too much effort to carry the pink ones ALL THE WAY to the gym, unless i drive which is ridiculous as it is a 5 min walk, plus i will not want to get them dirty.

humph, nice try at being placatory, but i am still sulking.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

not with you!
with reebok for getting their colour scheme of short/medium/tall = pink/blue/silver all Wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Write to them and tell them.
Tell them that it's not just the children, and the short, who like pink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

OR.....................
i could just buy everything else again in blue so it DOES match.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

That makes perfect economic sense.
Do that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

i could wear one blue glove and one pink
/schemes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You have
Beadle Hand AICMFP
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Write
'Love' on the left one and 'Hate' on the right one.

You'll be nails within a week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

...
I can't help being vertically challenged...
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Why not buy a pink exercise ball?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

this shouldn't make me laugh
but it does
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

Stopped sulking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

**there there**

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

because I don't like pink?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Good luck getting
decent odds on that bet!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

good luck
on not fucking off and dying in a hole somewhere!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post871501
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)

You're lawyering the lawyer
good work
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

oi
whose side are you on?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I hope you realise
that I have that page bookmarked.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

i hope YOU realise
i have no idea what that means or how it should impact upon my life?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

You will
and it will irritate you. This is all you need to know for now.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Truth, Justice, Decency!
and all that bollocks.

Doesn't pay very well
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I think you can rent the Goldeneye estate
and Chris Blackwell must be pushing on a bit so it may come on the market soon.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)