Honestly, my phone, like young Chompers.
I broke the digital camera my mother bought me to record my contact with my daughter after a week but the camera on my phone is good enough for her not to know about this, two years on.

Alt: I won’t reach retirement age, but if I do by some Keith Richards-eque twist of fate, despite my love of Italy, the US and various other places, I think I only love England enough to retire here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Still buzzing today Boyce?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Too fucking right. I am in celebratory mode big time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Well enjoy it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Things seldom go right for me so you bet your ass I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Perhaps this is finally the Golden Era of Monty
You've found a lovely new lady, you've been allowed to get closer to your daughter after your ex has presumably had a surprise lobotomy - things appear to be on the up. I just hope that in these times of positivity, you won't forget your duties as our resident angry, racist pedant.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

'The Golden era of Monty'
Will it be like the seventies all over again?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I predict a good run of raw, stripped-down Monty, with all the sharp, biting witticism and pedantry we've come to expect
We'll just have to be careful it doesn't bloat itself into an era of self-indulgent Prog Monty
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

It’s going to be more ‘Fourth Reich’ than ‘Age of Aquarius’

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Uniforms and punishment?
Now that's my kind of golden era.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I won't let you down.
Trust me - this is not an act. No amount of good fortune will divert me from my path of bitter misanthropy and nit-picking spite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

*weeps with joy*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

God bless you Monty.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Keith Richards is surely the best advertisement for a constant diet of booze and massive drugs
Either that or the grim reaper came for him in 1978 and got the wrong Keith.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)