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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm really upset too.
Large cognac, old boy. You know it's only right.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Does this mean I'm going to have to buy you a drink every time some sod mentions football?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
You just mentioned it yourself.
I'll have a pint with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Arse.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
No, not a pint of arse.
You're not in one of your 'special' nightclubs now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Are you sure?
I can get each cheek into a pint glass, it's quite impressive to watch...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)
I take a very dim view of such activities, young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
How was your Arse, in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I bet he'll give you VSOP, just to piss you off.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
That sounds like the sort of thing he'd do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Like the FIEND I am! Haha!
*laughs maniaclly whilst twirling moustache*
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)
MONTY POP QUIZ:
What DOES he drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Cognac.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
XO, to be precise.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Must admit, I didn't know that.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Whenever possible:
www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-1733.aspx

There are better ones out there but this is my staple
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Bloody hell
I remember I promised I'd buy you a bottle for punching you (or suchlike) but I don't love you THAT much.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Yes you do. Think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)
...What do I get out of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:14, Reply)
schlong

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Monty Schlong?
Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)
you say that
but you are secreting lubricant at the mere thought
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)
...remember, I don't fancy Monty.
in his words- THANK GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Is that a tall glass of schloer?

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)
I see how you might think that.
whatever helps you choke it down
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)
I'll have a go on some of that
thanks for the invite, I'll be over by about 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)
The dozy bugger.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
He'll get you drunk
and then he'll do bad things to you. Be careful of the crow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I have the constitution of an ox.
He'd be blubbing into his pondwater before I'd even started warming up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
But he'll be drinking water
and giving you absinte. Don't you know the trick?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
He'd still spin out before me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)
LIES!
The cat was sober, it was me that was pissed...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Tell that to the poor traumatised criature
No wonder he was so quiet next day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)

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