Dust all of the bog roll with cayenne pepper.
Drain a couple of cans of tuna into a cup, add some cheap perfume and pour it into the air vents on her car.

Get an Annoyatron from here: www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/ Hide it in the ceiling tiles in her office. Better- get a few of them and hide them in the ceiling tiles all around her office.

Use her work email address to subscribe to gay fetish porn sites.
( Wanderer, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Note to Self:
Do not piss wanderer off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

That's mild compared to some, believe me.
I know a guy who used fast setting epoxy to glue someone's brake pads to their rotors. They couldn't even be towed. I think they ended up doing some serious damage getting it onto a truck. (That was taking things just a bit far in my opinion.)

Ooh! Even better! Mix up some concrete and pour it around the tires to make a homemade car boot!
( Wanderer, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)