There was a driver who had a brand new expensive merc and only third-party insurance. It was in for repairs, so I called him from the garage saying...
... "We put the car on the road while re-arranging the forecourt, and there was a hit'n'run, he's taken off your back bumper, scratched the sides, a wheel is at a funny angle and I think there might be some axil damage.... if you give us your first party insurance details, we can get it sorted..... what do you mean you only have third party? It's about £10k worth of damage."

Eventually after an hour or two, I said "We've found some spare parts, the colour isn't the same, but it's close enough, we can do it for £3k."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll take a punt that this would be covererd by the garage insurance, as it was in their care at the time.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

That's what I was thinking

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

There was no crash, we made it up, but we said because it was on the road, it wouldn't be covered by the garage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:52, Reply)

This was tried on me many years ago.
Good story though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I hope you said;
"BUT YOU'RE THE ONES WHO PUT IT ON THE CUNTING ROAD YOU STUPID CUNTS"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I wish,
No, It was a piece of debris that fell off the Chiswick flyover and twatted my Morris Oxford. It was only later I was told that the garage was liable.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Harsh

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)