Loads of people are scared of clowns.
I just don't understand why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:38, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

because of coulrophobia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I think it's not being able to see their face
there's a suggestion that there could be anything underneath. Combined with the fact that for some people their routines are far more tragic than funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

True.
I've not had enough exposure to clowns to have an opinion either way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I'm not fussed either way to be honest
You've never been the victim of a flasher-clown then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Sadly not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)

when I was like 6 I went to the circus and was about to walk through the troupe of clowns coming in from outside of the tent and one of them grabbed me to keep me from walking in between
kids are so rude, etc
still, scarred for life and that

plus I once had a dream that I was at a store and my mum said I could pick anything and I wanted a ballerina and a jester clown thing next to it got mad and climbed out and attacked me and my mum and was chasing us as we drove away, scarred for LIFE
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I can understand why you'd be scared of clowns.
If one of those red-nosed fuckers had attacked me and my mum in a shop and chased us out of the car-park I'd be scared.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

see? that is why at age 28 I'm still afraid of clowns
totally rational and everything
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

**there there**

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

lets talk about wine
what sort of wine are you having?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I have a bottle of cheap white wine on the go.
It's a Gallo sauvignon blanc - or however you spell it.

The wine currently resides in the fridge. I have two bottles of it in the fridge and I'm debating if I should open and drink the second bottle when I finish this one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
I love Sauvignon Blanc. I'm totally getting some when I get off work.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

How many more hours of graft do you have left?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

about 10 minutes actually

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the circus.
Made to sit right in the front by his Auntie, and on come the clowns. Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says "Are you the front end of an ass?" "No," says Johnny. “Are you the back end of an ass?" "No," he replies. "Then I declare that you are no end of an ass!" bellows the clown triumphantly. Little Johnny runs straight home in tears. His mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the circus the next day, only this time with uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartee... "Watch your Uncle and learn," says Mum.

Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with uncle Jim, master of the quick quip and witty repartee. Enter the clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartee.) "Are you the front end of an ass?" they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee. "No." "Are you the back end of an ass?" "No," says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee. "Then I declare that you are no end of an ass..." But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartee, quick as a flash said "...fuck off you red-nosed, big-shoed cunt."
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Olden and golden.
hahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)