that's the dream
I'm sure my mrs pretended to be taller than she is to lure me in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

High heels: adding shape to your calf muscles, and deceiving your boyfriend into thinking that kissing you won't give him back pains in the long-term

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

that's the weird thing
she rarely wore heels.

I think I used to slouch a lot more. so really it was my own fault, but let's face it, my ex was about 5'3, my mrs is 5'8. That's quite an upgrade
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I've only been with one guy who was the same height as me.
The rest were slightly shorter. I would have liked to go out with a guy who was taller than me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

we are better than short people

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

pfft
medium height are the best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Just you wait 'til you need a light bulb changing

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

And they can't find a chair.
Oh boy will we rule the world then.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

They can try and fight back
But we'll just pick them up by the ankles and hold them upside down 'til they learn better.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Yeah and hold them at arms length while they try to throw a punch.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This will be the funniest civil war in history
At least from our point of view.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

It's not that much of a height difference!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Have you seen how tall Crow is?

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

no
But I was talking more about you. Are you over six foot?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I might as well be.
5'10"

But I am built like a brick shithouse.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

5'6" but nearly always in heels

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Steady, I'm only 6'2"
I'm still left looking up to Enzyme, both metaphorically and literally.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I remember you taller than that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I think it's just because I'm quite broad at the shoulders.
Although if you check the bash photos, I look really tall in all of them except the ones where I'm standing around Enzyme and Pookie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

is Enzyme really tall?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

He must be around 6'5", 6'6"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

blimey
good job he is a scrawny looking bugger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

That would be intimidating
A fiercely intelligent giant capable of punching you clear across a ballroom.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

you'd just have to hate someone like that
quietly though, and not to his face
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Oh man
they really hate it when you do that!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

wrong
I have been every height from short, through medium until I reached the height I am now, and can categorically state that this height is better than all the others.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I discovered recently
that I have a 44" chest. Means little in practice as I still don't look all that wide and it's probably mostly moob even if I did, but it sounds a damn sight more impressive than 38.

Edit: This sounds like self-indulgence upon second read-through. I was supposed to be backing up the taller is better thing.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

is that across?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Around under the armpits
I'd be the size of the average MPV if it was across.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

mine was 44"
but is now something like 41 or 42. Inconvenient as it means none of my old suits and jackets fit me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Agreed.
Short people can't do smug and get away with it. If Stephen fry was 5'1" he would be punched in the face a lot. being a tallish chap, he gets away with it. Quite rightly so.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

He's about six foot 4 isn't he?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

and a bit I believe.
But he does slouch sometimes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He's been punched in the face at least once
quite possibly for excessive smugness.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

He's not infallible.
A small person probably used a chair to stand on.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You are Randy Newman
AICMFP
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Newman

/obvious strikethrough is obvious
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

It was no dream, she was all real.
She came up to me and looked me in the eyes and I said "I like a girl I can see eye to eye with." Worse chat up line ever, but it worked.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Good grief
I think that makes you (lucky bastard)²
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You haven't heard the rest of the details.
I was lucky cubed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I presume this is going to develop into an equation of the form
Bartleby = (lucky * lucky)^cup_size ?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Her dad probably owned a pub.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

No, she was a blond haired amazon from the czech republic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Fucking hell.
*thinks*
Actually, I'm going to Prague in a few weeks' time...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'll leave you with this thought about her accent.
We came back from the pub (in Dunstable) and we were going to have sexy time. Being a good clean girl, she whispered in my ear. "Go unt vosh your villy."

I obeyed.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

We're going to need more guyropes over here...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)