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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you could only have sex or cuddles for the rest of your life, not both.
Which one would you choose?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:22, 211 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sex.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
football

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)
Sex, because Orville was way better

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
POTD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
I'm not sure people get the reference
it's a bit 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Can I kill the duck?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
Y'can
I can't
Y'CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
Thank gawd prime-time TV has moved on from such drivel
and onto more intellectual viewing such as "Total Wipeout"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Cuddles.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)
Awwwww!
Spoken like a true man who's lived a bit and is now quite happy to curl up on the sofa with his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
*Projectile vomits onto laptop screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Haha!
Spoken like a true cynic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Hey.
Fuck off dude, I am trying to appear sensitive.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
and wanking yourself silly

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Of course.
(And don't call me 'silly'.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Cuddles
What's sex?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)
Chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
cuddling sucks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Not when you are fucking freezing and need to put your cold bits on someone.
Mainly for the giggles as the screams echo.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Echo?
Do you sleep in a cave?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Then you're not doing it right.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
If you do it right you get sex as well!
At least I think so. I seem to remember the two being linked somehow.........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
i'm just not very tactile
it's as a precursor to sex or immediately after sex. otherwise get off me and let me sleep/get up as appropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
I've found I'm quite often the same
My girlfriend is not. She demands cuddles constantly, and it gets grating.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I'm not very tactile either but when the mood takes me a good cuddle is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Suck it up,
she's much better looking than you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Oh I know that

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
maybe some people
realise it's not ALL ABOUT LOOKS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Probably a good thing
or you'd never get any.

OH YEAH I WENT THERE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
you've never been "there"
don't tell obvious InternetLies, al.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Oh man, you turned my joke about you having a face like a crushed car
into a joke about me being a virgin. I feel totally pwned.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
So, what you're saying is, and I could be wrong here.
That you find Lab's girlfriend imencly attractive compared to lab.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
Grab her tits every time you cuddle her.
That should cure it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
By making her slap me each time?
I guess it might make her stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Alright, not EVERY time.
Just enough to make her wary.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
I already do this
I like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Your loss is my gain.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)
You want my girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
I thought he was talking about weight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
If any weight I lost went directly on to Al
Then I would be in the gym 24/7.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I'm not a jealous person
If you want her, have a try ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Sworn off sex now or else I would.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
Oh christ I need more friends like you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I said you can try
She'll likely shoot you down in flames, but I won't take offense at you trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
*rephrase*
Oh christ, I need more friends like you, only with a more slutty girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Do you suck while cuddling?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Honestly, if I had to make the decision right now
It'd be 'neither'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)
Just in one of those moods
Where I don't want to be physically anywhere near people for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
a weekend with TGB will do that to you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)
Unlike you

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
AL! I'VE MISSED YOU
Tell me about your breadmaker
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
Oh yes!
I've longed to hear about your awesome breadmaker! It's all we talked about all weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
I haven't used my breadmaker for over a week.
I fear the novelty may have worn off.

ONLY KIDDING! I FUCKING LOVE MY BREADMAKER I'M GOING TO MAKE A LOAF TOMORROW NIGHT!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Oh Awesome!
Granary or white? Or something special?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Ooh make tiger bread!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
I'll have to look up a tiger bread recipe
I love tiger bread, but I'm going to make a Granary loaf as I like it in my sarnies, but I might make tiger bread at the weekend as it's great for sunday morning bacon and sausage sarnies.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I hope you're going to bring bread to DGs bash

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I hope you're going to bring your mad motorboating skillz to the bash

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
please don't

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)
he'll be waking up in about 8 days time as well at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Shit off

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Go and beat something inanimate
with an iron bar.

Like Vipros. LOOOL.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)
Well no sex or cuddles for you then
and certainly no sex-cuddles
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Cuddles.
they're warm and safe and lovely and close and intimate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)
Come here Poppet - let's cuddle.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
pass.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Sex.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
So you could cope with no physical contact other than having sex, not making love?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)
I think the intimacy of sex with the right person is sufficient for me. There are also other ways to give & receive affection than just cuddles - demonstrating affection doesn't just have to be through physical contact

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Cuddles
If I had to forgo one or the other I'd rather have a hug and a wank (albeit not at the same time)
(berk, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)
It's a bit off-putting trying to cuddle someone whilst they're masturbating furiously.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
Hard choice
probably cuddles. As berk said, you can always wank.

If you cut cuddles out, you cut out that intimate contact with friends as well- hugs and the like, and I'd miss that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)
Gay

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
You're half right

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Top half or bottom half?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Almost
the left side of my body actually
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)
You are Baron Samedi AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
Ha!
I'm reading "The Comedians" by Graham Greene which is set in Haiti so I actually know who you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I fucking love a bit of Voodoo, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)
+ People

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
How do you do the Voodoo that you do so well....

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
You remind of a man.....

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Prefer Brown Sugar myself

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
You're supposed to stick the needles into the effigy
not your own pelvis.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Sex
cuddles are overrated.

Let me go and get a drink and get up when I want to, not be intertwined in you like some kind of erotic creeper vine.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)
^ the man speaks sense ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Not bothered.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)
The voice of a man who has recently had both.
You make me sick you smug cunt.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Not bothered Busy wanking
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

not bothered massive drugs

besides what about your new lady friend?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Could I have that again please, but in English this time?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)
Wu7z g01n uN Wi7 d3 l@di3z

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)
That makes my eyes hurt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Nzw3r tEh qU3z71oN!!!!!11111

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Stop it, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
y?? i7z @ v@l1D fRm uF xPr3zzion!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
It's worrying that I can read this
Although not without a slight headache forming.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Only if you are 13

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
l4nGw3j 1z 7r4nzi4n7

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Now that's just a CD key.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)
Sound it out, old bean
Z0und 17 0u7
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Rosetta Stone
right here^
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
language is transient

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
That's what I thought
language doesn't fit though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
langwej

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Transiant
too, but I'll hold my hands up as that one was accidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
doesn't matter
correct spelling is optional
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I'm obviously just not
down with the youths
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
Thank God
l337 is allowed to be badly spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Stop being l33t
When we all know you're l4m3
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Why is everyone talking shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
it's a virus

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
5oon u w1ll b 1nf3c+3d 2

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I @m f33ling a bit ill

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
no, you can answer the question you pedant.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
'besides what about your new lady friend?' doesn't make sense.
What are you trying to ask me?

I'm looking forward to taking delivery of your kidney. I might eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
With a nice chianti?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)
how are things going with the new girl?
with that in mind what's your answer, sex or cuddles?

I'm looking forward to sitting in your flat admiring my freshly hung degree on the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I'm going to get technical and pedantic
and choose sex, on the grounds that spooning isn't exactly a cuddle, so I can do that after sex and still get the best of both worlds.
I'm glad I don't actually have to choose though.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)
Spooning is not allowed.
Just cold hard sex or cuddles.


PICK ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Six million ways to die.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
I saw what you did there

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Curses.
However, you're still leaving loopholes. I now deem you meant 'penetrative sex' so I choose 'cuddles', with a side order of touching, kissing, mutual masturbation and oral, and anything else I can think of.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
spooning is cuddling
therefore after sex you are now obligated to immediately roll away
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
I thought you were oblibgated to roll a fag.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)
that's only if you go to bed with a fag

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Don't care
they're both rendered worthless by the constant nausing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)
Nausing?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Eaither would be an upgrade at this point.
Oh gutted, self-gutted, that's a double-gutted.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)
Would you rather have sex with breasts or cuddle breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)
3rd option: Motorboat

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Walkies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)
oi oi

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I'm going to complicate the question
Because I'd rather have a good cuddle than bad sex.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Is is possible to cuddle someone badly?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Not sure. Previous girlfriends have either cuddled well or not cuddled at all.
Having said that, they've always been a fraction of the size of me, so they probably didn't have much choice in the matter.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)
What is it with tall guys that always go out with very short women?
I see it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I don't know.
I think it might just be bum luck with statistics, given that tall women are a comparative rarity, and all the medium-height people seem to cop off with one another before we've had a chance to look down and spot them.

In hindsight, I feel a bit sorry for them; it must have been a bit frightening to have some enormous crow bearing down on them demanding affection...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Think about it for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Believe me,
they don't normally find it that one as funny as we do.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)
The only negative is that we don't get to say
"whilst you're down there, love", as they're ALWAYS down there. Wasted opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)
On the other hand
more opportunities for helicoptering. It's a dilemma and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I think there was a study published a while ago
saying that there are genetic reasons (Dawkins!) behind this. They're also very cute (as opposed to scary) when they're angry.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Cute v Scary when angry
See Kroney's reply above and reconsider the risks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Nobody likes a biter
Noshing not nashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Well quite
There's always the occasion when you feel her teeth brush against your throbbing helmet and think, "my god, pleasant though this is, I'm being very trusting right now..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I like tall girls.
My first romance was with a lady only 2 inches shorter than me. That made her 6'1".
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)
that's the dream
I'm sure my mrs pretended to be taller than she is to lure me in.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)
High heels: adding shape to your calf muscles, and deceiving your boyfriend into thinking that kissing you won't give him back pains in the long-term

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
that's the weird thing
she rarely wore heels.

I think I used to slouch a lot more. so really it was my own fault, but let's face it, my ex was about 5'3, my mrs is 5'8. That's quite an upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I've only been with one guy who was the same height as me.
The rest were slightly shorter. I would have liked to go out with a guy who was taller than me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
we are better than short people

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
pfft
medium height are the best
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Just you wait 'til you need a light bulb changing

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
And they can't find a chair.
Oh boy will we rule the world then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)
They can try and fight back
But we'll just pick them up by the ankles and hold them upside down 'til they learn better.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah and hold them at arms length while they try to throw a punch.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This will be the funniest civil war in history
At least from our point of view.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
It's not that much of a height difference!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
Have you seen how tall Crow is?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
no
But I was talking more about you. Are you over six foot?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I might as well be.
5'10"

But I am built like a brick shithouse.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
5'6" but nearly always in heels

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Steady, I'm only 6'2"
I'm still left looking up to Enzyme, both metaphorically and literally.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I remember you taller than that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I think it's just because I'm quite broad at the shoulders.
Although if you check the bash photos, I look really tall in all of them except the ones where I'm standing around Enzyme and Pookie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
is Enzyme really tall?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)
He must be around 6'5", 6'6"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)
blimey
good job he is a scrawny looking bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)
That would be intimidating
A fiercely intelligent giant capable of punching you clear across a ballroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)
you'd just have to hate someone like that
quietly though, and not to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Oh man
they really hate it when you do that!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)
wrong
I have been every height from short, through medium until I reached the height I am now, and can categorically state that this height is better than all the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I discovered recently
that I have a 44" chest. Means little in practice as I still don't look all that wide and it's probably mostly moob even if I did, but it sounds a damn sight more impressive than 38.

Edit: This sounds like self-indulgence upon second read-through. I was supposed to be backing up the taller is better thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
is that across?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Around under the armpits
I'd be the size of the average MPV if it was across.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
mine was 44"
but is now something like 41 or 42. Inconvenient as it means none of my old suits and jackets fit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Agreed.
Short people can't do smug and get away with it. If Stephen fry was 5'1" he would be punched in the face a lot. being a tallish chap, he gets away with it. Quite rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)
He's about six foot 4 isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
and a bit I believe.
But he does slouch sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)
He's been punched in the face at least once
quite possibly for excessive smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
He's not infallible.
A small person probably used a chair to stand on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
You are Randy Newman
AICMFP
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Newman

/obvious strikethrough is obvious
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)
It was no dream, she was all real.
She came up to me and looked me in the eyes and I said "I like a girl I can see eye to eye with." Worse chat up line ever, but it worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Good grief
I think that makes you (lucky bastard)2
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)
You haven't heard the rest of the details.
I was lucky cubed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I presume this is going to develop into an equation of the form
Bartleby = (lucky * lucky)cup_size ?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Her dad probably owned a pub.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)
No, she was a blond haired amazon from the czech republic.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Fucking hell.
*thinks*
Actually, I'm going to Prague in a few weeks' time...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)
I'll leave you with this thought about her accent.
We came back from the pub (in Dunstable) and we were going to have sexy time. Being a good clean girl, she whispered in my ear. "Go unt vosh your villy."

I obeyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)
We're going to need more guyropes over here...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Oh yes, deffo, compeltely.
When someone is really bony or doesn't have any cushoning at all; and they hug so tight that it reassures the whole "I'm in the frendzone" thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)
I don't mean to brag, but I'm a fucking whicked cuddler.
I have good padding, know the right strength that says "You're safe in my arms".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)
Is the random pain in my chest a heart attack
or just muscles aching after lifting weights yesterday?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Heart attack.
It's all the bread you've been eating.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Oh that sucks.
I'd better have a wank so I can go out on a high.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
It will give the ambulance men a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Here is a hug for DrTugnut. O.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)
You scare me.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Good.
*Leers*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

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