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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
HOW?!?!?!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:56,
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15 years ago)
Lick finger.
Dip finger in cocaine.
Apply/massage.
I have now got a curious mixture of 'the horn' and a massive desire to 'get right on the chisel'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:02,
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No, but how on earth does that feel good?!
I fucking hate numbface.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:05,
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Don't call him that - you're so rude.
It's 'The Supreme Crow' to you, love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:08,
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'love' Monty?
does the coke turn you into a receptionist? And a northern one at that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10,
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A Dagenham hairdresser, actually.
*does nails*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10,
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Admirable
the slight bitchiness was right on par as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:21,
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No, he's Fuckface.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:13,
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I'm not a scientist so I cannot tell you why,
but it is fucking GRATE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:09,
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I'm not sure I'll ever try that for myself, but thanks for the tip.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:14,
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Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:17,
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