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Apparently the most commonly stolen car in the US in 2010 is a 1994 Honda Accord.content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2010/09/honda-accord-civic-top-list-of-most-stolen-cars/1
This must be caused by our rising murder rate. What else can a supermodel dating macho guy out for revenge use as an appropriate murder weapon?
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I'm putting it out there that the honda accord meme is boring now.(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)
you only think that because you are a girland therefore don't know anything about cars
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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Do you really want to get into a discussion about cars?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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no, I was resurrecting the old Chompy is a girl meme(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:26,
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ZIYou always have to have the last word, don't you?NCOMBO BREAKERG(, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Hold up, hold up, don't pesudo slander me, I never said 'whenslidayl keysh'.... did I?But I'll give you a freebee that I always type and then realise and re-type "Sutch", as in "Sutch and sutch and so did blah blah".
There is deffo a 't' in such.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:27,
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:26,
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Is it really 2 years old?!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:42,
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that's what I just found too(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:48,
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I remember reading the original postI could have sworn I was a member when it appeared...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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did you see the legal stuff in the other threadit was all about you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:35,
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I didn't I've hardly been on here today.that's interesting thanks.
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d'on't you wish you're girlfriend was hot like me?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:52,
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Easier to steal than a modern car?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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you could buy one for like $200 probablyseems pointless
if you're going to go to jail for stealing a car, would you really want it to be a 94 accord?
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:32,
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Depends if you're a meth-head and need some quick cash to get tweaked(how did you like my use of street slang?)
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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I get that a lot"Don't hate the player, hate the game"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:46,
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It reeks of WHAT?boy am I out of my depth...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:46,
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Urban Dictionary says this..."a pussy that is so hairy that you are scared to stick your dick in it for fear it'll bite it off. 'Brandi had a wolf pussy so I just made her give me head.'"
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Learn something new every day(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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No you don't.(hello dear, sweet friend)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:55,
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I learnt a lot over the weekend(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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what did you learn?was any of it from Kaol?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:02,
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I learnt Kaol will always find a massive stickAnd if left alone Wooks will fall into rock pools
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:10,
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those are good things to know(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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It is quite alarming how Kaol will find a massive stick. Always.Walk in the woods, fair enough. On Woolacombe beach...
He then gouged a trail halfway up the beach, before getting bored.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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I don't recall ever seeing much wood on Woolacombe beachthat is an impressive achievement. He really is like a giant child isn't he?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:18,
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Too right he isI saw no other bits of wood on the whole beach, let alone a 5ft long, thick straight stick.
The rock pools were shit though, only a couple of tiny fish, no crabs, lobster or kraken.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:20,
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it's not a very good area for rock pools reallybetter off on the south coast for that sort of thing, or down into Cornwall.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:21,
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I was bored by themBut the redeemed themselves by making Wookiee's foot wet.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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I think the inferenceis that she learned a lot about XO cognac and delivered a detailed inspection of a brass etching collection.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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I could teach you something new every week day, if you like?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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probably for at least three daysproviding that included the weekend
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:06,
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You're either saying that Monty knows practically everythingOr that I'm not clever enough to know things Monty doesn't, AND not clever enough to find random Wiki pages.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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I'm saying wikipedia is down(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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I don't believe youAnd I could still regale him with interesting facts about digital forensics.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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Ah, there you are.Would you mind awfully shopping up two versions of the CBGB's logo for my internet friends TGB and BGB, please?
The former to read 'TGBG - OMFG' and the latter to read 'BGB - OMFG, home of underground cock'?
I simply have no idea how to do these simple things.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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Remind me tomorrow, and I'll give it a goOff home soon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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Such vulgarity.Quite unacceptable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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I think it's my artistic temperament.I'm left handed, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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I wasn't brave enough to Google it(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:55,
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It's also a type of weed (smoke) and a cocktail.Those crazy cooky kids.
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A friend of mineis growing a variety of Jack Herer developed in Scotland called 'Jock Horror'. I find this hilarious.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:58,
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I also find this amusingJack Herer - I know I've had it, but refresh my memory on what it is like
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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It's like seeing Leslie West at CBGB's.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:00,
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unimaginable then(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:00,
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Sensible answer: I'm not sure I've ever smoked itbut certainly for a while it had the highest THC content of any strain, if I rememeber correctly.
My pal is also growing some 'Willie Nelson', which I found equally amusing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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I had thought I remembered it as a potent oneit's not often that I learn the providence of the gear I get, but occasionally some will come through that is called by name. That was one of them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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I have some as we speakIts decent, pokey and smells lovely and fresh. However the THC content pales into the background when comparing it to the mighty Cheese. Easliy the most powerful skunk I have ever encountered. Closely followed by some very crystally White Widow i had many moons ago.
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my favourite ever was some afghan stuff I got after I finished some exams at unimost of my mates still had exams, so I was sat in the corner laughing for about 3 days solid while they revised. Seriously nice high.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:00,
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Did you ever read...The Emperor Wears No Clothes? It's worth a look.
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I'm not into gay porn, sorry.(no I haven't read it - is it any good?)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:05,
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his truly massive schlong?swung around his head like a rock-solid bloodhammer.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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Stop thinking about cockYou monstrously-obsessed, cock-craving, dick-demanding, every minute of every day needing penis, throbbing whore.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:01,
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are you saying she likes cock?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:01,
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I might have implied she's a little partial to a little part(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:03,
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it was subtle(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:03,
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I feared it might have been too subtleSo I thought about making a picture, but I'm not certain I could fit the necessary quantity of dicks into a JPG image.
Does anyone know if there's a limit to the amount of layers you can have in a Photoshop image?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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nothing to do with farmyard animalshe's saying she likes penis
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:04,
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nothing to do with farmyard animals?not what I heard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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Damn she's kinky(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:21,
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CompletelyBeen there done that, got the hairstraightners
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:24,
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christ don't you starti have been mercilessly bullied all day today.
ALL DAY!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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I'm just trying to join the coolkidsSo they won't get me in a headlock and steal my lunch money.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:13,
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*panics*Look, there's that rachelswipe, bet she's still thinking of COCK! Amirite? *Snorts*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:21,
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I thought my ears were burning.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:05,
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spliffs go in the mouthI'd have thought you'd have learned that by now
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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I hadn't realised where you were going wrong until nowyou haven't been doing anything silly with the other drugs have you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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You mean, like TAKING THEM?!!Cue heated Internet debate.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:18,
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now who is being silly(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:19,
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I don't know what you meanwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post867659
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:26,
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True story, I knew a coke head who put coke under his forskin for a blowjob, donno why, can't remember.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:30,
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It numbs the glans most pleasantly.It's also highly enjoyable rubbed on the clitoris, if you have one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:35,
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Does it make your willy lose all sense of personal space and go really closely to other people?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:38,
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Mine hasn't got much sense of personal space to begin with, I'm afraid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:40,
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Why would you want a numb penisif you were having a blowjob? I don't have the appendage in question, so perhaps I'm missing something, but that seems sort of...counterproductive?
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It's really most enjoyable.Perhaps 'numb' isn't quite the right description.
EDIT it's a very localised sensation. It's not like you cannot feel your entire organ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:41,
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Fancy giving it a try?I donno if it'll be any good, ain't done it before, but I'll try most things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:46,
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For one horrifying, heart-stopping secondI thought that you'd posted this reply to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:47,
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Well, it'll be visa-versa, as it works on your bits'n'bobs too, apparently.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:54,
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Wait a sec, _I_ don't have all the bits'n'bobs required.=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:04,
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I'm withdrawing my offer.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:04,
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Lick finger.Dip finger in cocaine.
Apply/massage.
I have now got a curious mixture of 'the horn' and a massive desire to 'get right on the chisel'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:02,
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No, but how on earth does that feel good?!I fucking hate numbface.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:05,
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Don't call him that - you're so rude.It's 'The Supreme Crow' to you, love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:08,
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'love' Monty?does the coke turn you into a receptionist? And a northern one at that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10,
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A Dagenham hairdresser, actually.*does nails*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10,
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Admirablethe slight bitchiness was right on par as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:21,
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No, he's Fuckface.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:13,
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I'm not a scientist so I cannot tell you why,but it is fucking GRATE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:09,
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I'm not sure I'll ever try that for myself, but thanks for the tip.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:14,
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